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Safety Dance- Men Without Hats
Posted by: taze

Video duration: 162 seconds
Global video hits: 2844266

Best Music Video EVER

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hah i love this ...
By: boaronvon. on 19 Sep 08, 20:11:50
hah i love this song, brings back all sorts of memories

1:09 everybody look ...
By: fallAndgoBOOM. on 19 Sep 08, 19:10:51
1:09 everybody look at your hands!lol teh beystttt

lol like the little ...
By: moviemoviemadness. on 19 Sep 08, 18:29:53
lol like the little short guy great vid!

is this an old song ...
By: 00poopmonster. on 19 Sep 08, 17:49:48
is this an old song???

then why did you ...
By: McCainForPrez80. on 19 Sep 08, 16:59:48
then why did you search for it, jackass.

i feel obliged to ...
By: NoRedCity. on 19 Sep 08, 14:08:47
i feel obliged to agree with the description. "not this group a proper one lol" pumplex.

sickass beat!!!!
By: Iceberg1969. on 19 Sep 08, 13:35:54
sickass beat!!!!

tis one of the ...
By: tonkpils306. on 19 Sep 08, 13:16:33
tis one of the greatest songs in history those who appose are just pansies to admit the greatness of this song, many can have fun with it especially if you have a midget

GTFO.... or tits
By: ThePurple0range. on 19 Sep 08, 12:21:46
GTFO.... or tits

is it true that ...
By: madkat1981. on 19 Sep 08, 11:51:49
is it true that this song is about mosh pits getting banned at a group's gig? not this group a proper one lol

no it doesnt, it ...
By: MasterGrayFox02. on 19 Sep 08, 11:50:01
no it doesnt, it sucks.

this song deserves ...
By: brunub11. on 19 Sep 08, 09:47:07
this song deserves a place in musical history.

God I love this ...
By: pwnasaurasrex. on 19 Sep 08, 09:42:40
God I love this song.

Quality song !!!!!
By: poolysheriff. on 19 Sep 08, 08:41:04
Quality song !!!!!

HAHAHA, THIS IS ...
By: Nilsedvinson. on 19 Sep 08, 06:21:32
HAHAHA, THIS IS ASOME!

fav pop song ever
By: znx1. on 19 Sep 08, 05:10:12
fav pop song ever

full of win
By: JedChrizt. on 19 Sep 08, 03:20:15
full of win

haha you are good ...
By: 012245567. on 19 Sep 08, 02:34:49
haha you are good type and spell (friends) ftw

haha i ennoy my ...
By: FugeesTheScore. on 18 Sep 08, 21:12:01
haha i ennoy my friends with this song but they love song because of me

at 1:30 how can u ...
By: DESR95. on 18 Sep 08, 20:03:59
at 1:30 how can u be serious with the S thing with your arms in a huge group lol good song! i used to hear this a lot

Tomorrow is our ...
By: Snoppdraken. on 18 Sep 08, 11:14:33
Tomorrow is our sacred "Talk like the pirates day"! Long live the FSMism! RAmen

its not like this ...
By: Scousegod81. on 18 Sep 08, 02:00:51
its not like this was a video filmed all the way through, im sure he had parts laughing and mistakes etc

at 1:46 chicken ...
By: Joobaly. on 17 Sep 08, 18:07:16
at 1:46 chicken Head??? Love this song so much!!!

LMFAO, midgets
By: JonnehsWorld. on 17 Sep 08, 18:05:00
LMFAO, midgets

if u listen to this ...
By: banchay. on 17 Sep 08, 15:06:28
if u listen to this video when ur high or in a pissed off mood, ull actually b happier then u were bfore... if u dance to the song lol even tho i dont do drugs its still fun to dance to and listen

$Delta\$

Delta's New In-flight Safety Video
Posted by: DeltaAirLines

Video duration: 277 seconds
Global video hits: 1061234

Go behind the scenes at http://blog.delta.co m/

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trust me, the ...
By: spongebobfan334. on 07 Oct 08, 14:39:31
trust me, the flight i took with D.R(Dominicanrepublic) was the best. and the flight back to n.y.c

I love the life ...
By: bart130174. on 06 Oct 08, 10:01:13
I love the life vest guy! "You cannot smoke. I'm soooo sorry." *finger wag* "Buuuuuut... just in case" She seems to find it amusing that the vests without tabs light up in the water :)

is this realy delta ...
By: glamterra. on 06 Oct 08, 03:42:17
is this realy delta goodrem?

lol "you cannot ...
By: eli198585. on 05 Oct 08, 11:54:38
lol "you cannot smoke, i'm so sorry"

The golden age of ...
By: Planeguy13. on 04 Oct 08, 15:31:42
The golden age of annoyance is back.

i know! Delta is ...
By: AmericanImmaturity. on 03 Oct 08, 13:35:45
i know! Delta is bringing back the service that great airlines such as TWA had in back in the '90s!

lovely.
By: JonasAndSpringsteen. on 02 Oct 08, 15:22:38
lovely.

"You cannot smoke, ...
By: darrendrew1984. on 02 Oct 08, 08:44:37
"You cannot smoke, I'm Sooooo sorry!"

"You cannot smoke, ...
By: darrendrew1984. on 02 Oct 08, 08:41:11
"You cannot smoke, I'm soooo sorry!"

THIS HAS ONE ...
By: sleeepingpills. on 30 Sep 08, 21:44:19
THIS HAS ONE MILLION VIEWS?!!?

Nice! I just love ...
By: eriquerique. on 29 Sep 08, 08:22:59
Nice! I just love this type of safety video. It's those 3D animation ones I hate so much.

Delta has done it ...
By: fltwoodmacrox81. on 26 Sep 08, 21:28:55
Delta has done it again! This woman represents the "class" that has set Delta apart from its competitors. And how about those stylish new uniforms?? The golden age of flight is back with Delta, its uniforms and its new dame!

She is absolutely ...
By: DingusMcgee99. on 25 Sep 08, 20:54:02
She is absolutely gorgeous. Fun, sexy and informative.

yes
By: hallangell12. on 24 Sep 08, 08:57:50
yes

Are there no ...
By: Vikkoman. on 23 Sep 08, 06:08:49
Are there no subtitles on the airline's safety videos while on the plane?

I first thought she ...
By: germangirlinengland. on 22 Sep 08, 09:53:18
I first thought she said they provide life vests for children who weigh 35 tons or less!

The Video is very ...
By: chef094. on 22 Sep 08, 07:25:31
The Video is very cool.

yes
By: musicmadhurley95. on 21 Sep 08, 14:20:10
yes

no subtitles!
By: mTDI. on 21 Sep 08, 13:48:24
no subtitles!

Super safety video!
By: acmilanforever22kaka. on 20 Sep 08, 23:52:01
Super safety video!

She is so hot.
By: HillChris1234. on 20 Sep 08, 18:48:07
She is so hot.

Is is true that ...
By: seoulhangungmal. on 20 Sep 08, 00:04:56
Is is true that Delta is starting flights to Singapore soon?

Best safety video ...
By: Coonie2007. on 19 Sep 08, 17:04:43
Best safety video ever! I bet they had a blast making that.

The Video is cool
By: chef094. on 19 Sep 08, 16:23:38
The Video is cool

Whats with the ...
By: Planeguy13. on 16 Sep 08, 16:15:36
Whats with the wording in this video. "Also unlikely is the possibility of a water landing but just in case..." how about in the unlikely event of a water landing. Seriously, whats up with all the hand motions. The two fingered thing is only cute if its a live demo. It just looks stupid in a video.

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
Posted by: IveyTide7

Video duration: 163 seconds
Global video hits: 757377

One of the greatest songs and videos of the '80s.

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So bright.. *Drool. ...
By: RubyRoflmaoatron. on 03 Oct 08, 15:18:38
So bright.. *Drool. ...this song is amazing

always loved it ...
By: supermax125. on 03 Oct 08, 10:43:00
always loved it always will

Safety dance? Fuck ...
By: ANTIabP. on 03 Oct 08, 09:48:33
Safety dance? Fuck it! Shit name but good music (if you don`T notice what they sing^^)

iono wats scarier ...
By: pelusaywhat. on 02 Oct 08, 16:25:49
iono wats scarier the midget or the chick who smiles too much

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY
By: piggy11223344. on 02 Oct 08, 14:42:16
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY

love it
By: cfgfgfg. on 02 Oct 08, 13:57:02
love it

midgets midgets and ...
By: yyttytytytytyt. on 02 Oct 08, 11:29:57
midgets midgets and again midgets

HAHA! Im going ...
By: breakthekarl14. on 02 Oct 08, 10:06:43
HAHA! Im going straight to the top and staying there.. Just like Cyndi Lauper

What an exquisite ...
By: mhughes609. on 01 Oct 08, 12:26:43
What an exquisite video. Its like the Wicker man meets Labyrinth. They sure don't make them like they used to.

That dance isn't ...
By: Arc13. on 01 Oct 08, 12:14:13
That dance isn't very safe. I got a crick in my neck, and I think I sprained an elbow.

This Song Is Epic!
By: xemopengyx. on 01 Oct 08, 11:05:59
This Song Is Epic!

is this song loud?
By: fabi1394. on 01 Oct 08, 10:02:11
is this song loud?

Back then you mean ...
By: rumncokecanada. on 30 Sep 08, 18:45:25
Back then you mean bud. Look at them all,high on lsd there not even all there.

lol geeks
By: rumncokecanada. on 30 Sep 08, 18:44:08
lol geeks

That was amazing, I ...
By: Arycama. on 30 Sep 08, 10:06:25
That was amazing, I wish I could go back in time to when this music was popular..

I thought he was ...
By: smellsam. on 30 Sep 08, 10:01:37
I thought he was talking about going from gay person to gay person and takin it up the butt

chinga tu madre
By: azrael5022006. on 30 Sep 08, 08:05:18
chinga tu madre

crazy dance moves
By: bookwrm91. on 29 Sep 08, 20:44:13
crazy dance moves

That's the last ...
By: SonofaReaperMan. on 29 Sep 08, 15:20:33
That's the last time I listen to the wise old bloke in my pub, the feckin' liar!

yeah even a party ...
By: Jauly. on 29 Sep 08, 07:46:38
yeah even a party out of control ;)

and its a cool ...
By: Jauly. on 29 Sep 08, 07:45:09
and its a cool sidekick to the cold war situation, even drunk dancers from every "pole" are more in control than the world they were living in...

I had a dream where ...
By: luckysod04. on 29 Sep 08, 01:10:20
I had a dream where I watched this exact same video except I saw myself dressed as a hobbit doing the "Elaine Dance" from Seinfeld in the background

maybe West Kington?
By: smithersagain. on 28 Sep 08, 13:56:04
maybe West Kington?

love this song is ...
By: bbzz1947. on 28 Sep 08, 12:33:02
love this song is fantastic

Theyre Canadian, ...
By: SonofaReaperMan. on 28 Sep 08, 10:59:49
Theyre Canadian, but this video was filmed in the English village of Arncliffe (aka Emmerdale), check the British red post box at 0:50 if yer dont believe me! Emmerdale Farm is visible in the background at 0:59.

NHTSA Bicycle Safety Tips For Adults
Posted by: bicyclecoalition

Video duration: 444 seconds
Global video hits: 113564

A new educational video from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on safely driving, fitting and maintaining a bicycle.

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hey allot of the ...
By: myshihtzudontstink. on 17 Sep 08, 11:24:09
hey allot of the footage was taken at hains point in DC. If you saw how everyone rides there you wouldn't think it was such a good place to shoot a safety video. Stop sign there means look but keep going.

Stroke me fast and ...
By: bakabosai485. on 09 Sep 08, 13:29:39
Stroke me fast and hard baby!!! FASTLOVERFUN...DOT...COM

Heres a tip, Don't ...
By: neoContraVo. on 06 Sep 08, 21:17:24
Heres a tip, Don't ride your bike without a seat, or while your drinking gin.or eating steak.

I have a trek 7.3 ...
By: archer1232. on 06 Aug 08, 16:13:39
I have a trek 7.3 fx and a gary fisher kaitai

Give it to me, baby ...
By: jkx96p300. on 31 Jul 08, 15:25:19
Give it to me, baby!~ DATEHERWOW...DOT...COM

wats the song?
By: cellanjohnjames. on 24 Jul 08, 06:20:42
wats the song?

cool
By: sexyjulie17. on 17 Jul 08, 22:57:31
cool

very usefull for ...
By: tubebhchoi. on 11 Jul 08, 03:59:51
very usefull for cycle man

Oh! Oh, on 1:20 I ...
By: friskyferret94. on 01 Jul 08, 13:39:26
Oh! Oh, on 1:20 I just KNOW i've seen that tower somewhere, i just can't remember what it was. I've totally been there though, theres a really cool crib around there, all big and white where this old guy with big ears lives

Could we have a ...
By: upsfrancis. on 13 Jun 08, 20:26:56
Could we have a copy for our educational propaganda?

Thanks for the ...
By: amr872. on 12 Jun 08, 21:24:51
Thanks for the Video! It will be of great use in my daily commutes! Peace

such a saucy video ...
By: marekproc. on 06 Jun 08, 17:17:48
such a saucy video! my names Abigail, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ PLAY-CAM...dot...COM __ my user ID there is Abigail_nhbkyghectm chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah

HOT BODY!!AMAZING ...
By: lanfilesl592. on 31 May 08, 03:37:48
HOT BODY!!AMAZING time4camz (.com)

good video! my ...
By: cosmundson. on 30 May 08, 10:13:51
good video! my names Mia, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ PLAY-CAM...dot...COM __ my user ID there is Mia_tcvdztz chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah

The article on the ...
By: phdecora. on 21 May 08, 10:46:29
The article on the bicycle brake conspiracy has been removed by the wikipedia administrators, who are part of the conspiracy. The other sources toil away in obscurity, hounded by agents of an overweilding federal government, doomed to live a life of repression and dissent... only in their hearts and secret underground meetings knowing the righteousness of their cause.

Oops sorry, ...
By: brusselmkg. on 20 May 08, 19:51:08
Oops sorry, phdecora. But I must say your statements sound both unusual, and not very well founded. Could you try and find the Wikipedia article you referred to ? Other sources ? The Wikipedia article Fixed-gear_bicycle has a section on (missing)brakes that lacks the arguments you put forward, although the debate on brakeless "fixies" is coverred. . Instead referenced arguments are put forward vaguely to the opposite effect.

As we all know, the ...
By: phdecora. on 20 May 08, 19:20:05
As we all know, the evils of groupthink and the common, uncritical mind, are responsible for the greatest tragedies in human history... including the Great Leap Forward, Fascism, and bicycle helmets. It is like Atlas Shrugged come to life. Helmets be damned, so that America, and Freedom, might live.

i do not know to ...
By: phdecora. on 20 May 08, 19:19:42
i do not know to what you refer, sir. i am merely pointing out that the same control freak, nanny state social thrust that is responsible for the bicycle helmet fad is also responsible for the brake fad. Men got along fine for decades without the modern braking systems, and all their complicated skullduggery, marketing hype, and government propaganda.

phecora: You are ...
By: brusselmkg. on 20 May 08, 17:54:18
phecora: You are trying to paint opinions that you do not agree with as ridiculous. Not very compliant with the method of reasoning and study to find out about things. I did not say the specific Wikipedia article provides proof. It provides pointers to scientific literature and reasoning. A good starting point. Besides I gave other pointers as well. Can you or anyone else point to better overviews of the arguments and the science ?

i agree. i dont ...
By: phdecora. on 20 May 08, 12:50:28
i agree. i dont have brakes on my bike either, some arrticle on wikipedia showed me this study of countries that force you to have brakes.... it made no difference in safety, and people stopped riding as much.

This video makes me ...
By: marshmallower. on 16 May 08, 04:04:03
This video makes me want to go riding on my bike!

What if you get ...
By: mojos7. on 20 Apr 08, 19:33:31
What if you get doored? It's probably the most common accident and they don't even mention it. Make sure you get the driver's name and license plate number if you get in an accident!

I want to know ...
By: Gladiatorn901. on 06 Apr 08, 15:57:35
I want to know right now '_greattimez.com_'

My friend Joe had a ...
By: cdltpx. on 15 Mar 08, 22:17:09
My friend Joe had a collision with another bicyclists he was transported to a hospital out cold he had no health insurance. Joe now rides with a helmet he was in high school at the time working at a chicken shack and couldn't afford the $800 ambulance bill it was that cheap back in the mid 80's and who knew what the hospital bill was. I learned from Joe I ride with a helmet,reflectors,blinkies,headlamp,on me and the bike,you name I try to be seen.All LED lights they last longer.

Cranro: yeah, maybe ...
By: killcactus. on 14 Mar 08, 13:00:14
Cranro: yeah, maybe you're a lot safer from accidents when you ride according to the rules of the road but if you have an accident you'll be a lot more likely to be screwed without a helmet

Virgin America Safety Video
Posted by: letVAfly

Video duration: 253 seconds
Global video hits: 200821

Virgin America's innovative and fun new safety video

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Who is going to ...
By: 15milkshake15. on 10 Sep 08, 13:03:22
Who is going to take a seat home with them? LOL if you do have a water landing, can you keep the life vest?

Well there is an ...
By: Zumro. on 01 Sep 08, 11:42:14
Well there is an upside to the safety video it isn't presented by Sir Richard Branson.

UGGH, this is awful ...
By: ChrisCrockerTime. on 28 Aug 08, 01:39:40
UGGH, this is awful. Did you notice that it's like 4 minutes long, even if it is "cooler" who wants to hear about this stuff for four fricken minutes. Most flights have a person just run right through it in like 60 seconds.

kinda looks like a ...
By: RepDa617. on 20 Aug 08, 13:07:46
kinda looks like a cartoon or animated music video

not at all
By: natedogg7734. on 20 Aug 08, 11:06:23
not at all

my cousin thinks ...
By: suiteliferocks9. on 14 Aug 08, 14:34:53
my cousin thinks the guy narriating sounds like will ferrell.

lol on the nun with ...
By: GavinRoskamp. on 13 Aug 08, 12:06:10
lol on the nun with the laptop lol :D

LOL this is awesome
By: taurenspwn. on 12 Aug 08, 15:29:43
LOL this is awesome

is this the asia ...
By: VirgilVII. on 10 Aug 08, 00:25:06
is this the asia airport???

Virgin Blue doesnt ...
By: Fefe2911. on 01 Aug 08, 16:37:11
Virgin Blue doesnt have safety videos. They doesnt even have screens in their aircrafts

yer australia does ...
By: iheartvirginblue. on 31 Jul 08, 23:37:22
yer australia does but we don't have it as a video, the cabin crew demonstrate it.

you dont have ...
By: imjackcrute. on 31 Jul 08, 11:28:52
you dont have saftey things in ausie?? =O

its coolies. i ...
By: imjackcrute. on 31 Jul 08, 11:28:22
its coolies. i thought the atlantic one was good, but, this is even better.

i think Virgin ...
By: golfking418. on 30 Jul 08, 11:19:33
i think Virgin tries to make their safety videos fun and entertaining, like on Vigin America and Vigin Atlantic. It does keep you entertained and interested

0.0001%
By: iamuser. on 28 Jul 08, 19:56:04
0.0001%

Heh, Nice! wow, ...
By: virtualaircanada2458. on 26 Jul 08, 20:01:28
Heh, Nice! wow, what interesting passangers!!

I love this vid, ...
By: OnThe54. on 23 Jul 08, 03:33:33
I love this vid, but I live in Australia as well. :)

I wish they would ...
By: OhSmeg. on 19 Jul 08, 20:34:28
I wish they would fly to Florida

virgin è ...
By: PeppeDany. on 18 Jul 08, 11:36:50
virgin è meravigliosa il toro scocciato è fantastico!

well, are you ...
By: mathieudog01. on 17 Jul 08, 17:17:09
well, are you flying first class? and Which route are you flying? If you are flying economy class, i think they give free drinks..not sure about meals though..

im going on that ...
By: Tropicaltrio. on 15 Jul 08, 11:36:41
im going on that plane today but i wanna know if they do meals (not just peanuts)

He sounds a bit ...
By: Star841. on 08 Jul 08, 16:05:36
He sounds a bit condescending at times. I.e. the closest exit behind you. Yes, we all may know, but sometimes we need to be reminded, otherwise, we wouldn't have the need for safety demos. =P

this is sooooooo ...
By: iheartvirginblue. on 07 Jul 08, 18:30:07
this is sooooooo funny i havent seen anything like it but then again, most aussie airlines don't have video safey thingys lol. ITS SO GOOD!!

yeah quit nice
By: guuuuuust. on 07 Jul 08, 05:52:05
yeah quit nice

this is awful. the ...
By: wohlikeER. on 05 Jul 08, 08:15:34
this is awful. the guys voice is so monotone and boring. i'd rather watch a flight attendant do this or i would rather watch the delta safety video.

Safety Fail
Posted by: failblog

Video duration: 51 seconds
Global video hits: 668553

For more, go to http://failblog.org

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its india dude. i ...
By: noojus. on 09 Oct 08, 23:12:59
its india dude. i know it is because ive been there and that is EXACTLY how it looks like

No fail, good sir, ...
By: gjmvi. on 09 Oct 08, 21:30:38
No fail, good sir, nay, PWNGE

THAT GUY TOTALLY ...
By: gubjub. on 09 Oct 08, 21:11:57
THAT GUY TOTALLY PWNS rofl

Canada. That's a ...
By: Liface. on 09 Oct 08, 20:45:02
Canada. That's a strong Canadian accent right there.

That guy rapes ass.
By: GabuRod. on 09 Oct 08, 19:42:54
That guy rapes ass.

WIN
By: jackhw. on 09 Oct 08, 18:32:16
WIN

That is not fail, ...
By: Mustahukkak. on 09 Oct 08, 15:30:01
That is not fail, that is an epic win. Pure awesomeness.

That may be safety ...
By: Liaurus. on 09 Oct 08, 15:07:56
That may be safety fail. But honestly that guy epic wins!

Lol!!! would ...
By: cozza1991. on 09 Oct 08, 06:55:55
Lol!!! would have been fail if he fell. I was waiting the whole video for him to, but he didnt, so WIN for him! hahaha

and your telling me ...
By: R2RO20. on 09 Oct 08, 00:50:43
and your telling me people cant drive and text without crashing?...

Then where is it ...
By: TroutButter. on 08 Oct 08, 20:27:10
Then where is it genius? Those guys sure sounded like Indians to me.

stupid spics
By: jaraff420. on 08 Oct 08, 19:43:16
stupid spics

That dude is a THUG ...
By: SUNand3stars. on 08 Oct 08, 16:58:57
That dude is a THUG!!! Damn I wish I was that cool!!!

Thats a Fuckign Win
By: xTYYSHx. on 08 Oct 08, 16:20:22
Thats a Fuckign Win

o wow talk about ...
By: BluePiggiee. on 08 Oct 08, 14:48:11
o wow talk about distracted drivers .

its not india ...
By: lafalot23. on 08 Oct 08, 13:52:55
its not india fucktard

holy freakin crap ...
By: SleepingSamurai24. on 08 Oct 08, 13:03:52
holy freakin crap thats awesome lol and he's just talkin on the phone like nothing

He doesn't fail, he ...
By: captiansocks. on 08 Oct 08, 02:46:27
He doesn't fail, he wins XD

what a daredevil
By: 1HonestMutha. on 07 Oct 08, 22:53:05
what a daredevil

Lol trafic in india ...
By: Brucey69. on 07 Oct 08, 20:54:48
Lol trafic in india sucks... no laws.

No fail here, that ...
By: camthrop. on 07 Oct 08, 20:45:20
No fail here, that was the most impressive thing I have ever seen.

It was a joke!
By: ZaQ4you. on 07 Oct 08, 20:03:43
It was a joke!

he's not in ...
By: darthtater5428. on 07 Oct 08, 18:36:51
he's not in california.

hahahahhaahhaha.. ...
By: felony077. on 07 Oct 08, 17:25:42
hahahahhaahhaha..kudoos to dat guy .. i dont think dats a fail tho .. he didnt even fall.. he owned the other bikers

there accents fail
By: CENTENOMONTOYA. on 07 Oct 08, 17:22:59
there accents fail

Airplane Safety Instructional Video
Posted by: lockergnome

Video duration: 194 seconds
Global video hits: 972121

http://chris.pirillo .com/ - Please direct your attention to the idiot to your left. You might also like my daily comic at http://bLaugh.com/ (approved by the FAA).

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Lol @ 2:54 This ...
By: Mystical8ball. on 25 Oct 07, 07:53:29
Lol @ 2:54 This video is actually so great!!

crazy i know how to ...
By: keithcry. on 25 Oct 07, 03:04:22
crazy i know how to spell

Aboslutly ...
By: xDice316x. on 23 Oct 07, 12:22:15
Aboslutly HillFawKiNLarious !!! this is exactly how i am at work at my IT job LOL (then again im 19 but ill probly never change)

W T F! I think he ...
By: fergiefart2. on 22 Oct 07, 19:12:58
W T F! I think he has a.d.d.

What the heck. You ...
By: fergiefart2. on 22 Oct 07, 19:11:49
What the heck. You didn't spell crazy right!

?????? ??????? ?? ...
By: zoidberg2156. on 22 Oct 07, 07:45:55
?????? ??????? ???????

Hey, I saw this on ...
By: catosteven. on 21 Oct 07, 04:58:52
Hey, I saw this on YourNews this morning.

any of you retards ...
By: Grasshopper257. on 20 Oct 07, 08:23:25
any of you retards realize its sign language numb nuts

this guy will be ...
By: pete5668. on 19 Oct 07, 04:47:44
this guy will be the first to die in a crash. Ironic?

45 year olds ...
By: BeatboxMasturz. on 18 Oct 07, 21:07:26
45 year olds imitating retards...

What the F***
By: Qatarairways1993. on 16 Oct 07, 12:49:32
What the F***

great man! funny at ...
By: lexlo. on 12 Oct 07, 14:09:19
great man! funny at all

crazay
By: keithcry. on 12 Oct 07, 10:40:03
crazay

I watched this long ...
By: sh3l1. on 11 Oct 07, 16:55:40
I watched this long before i started watching online.

Now I feel much ...
By: parislounge. on 09 Oct 07, 13:39:18
Now I feel much safer! =)

i would do that.. ...
By: sexdrugsRnR. on 08 Oct 07, 14:41:47
i would do that.. airplane rides are boring

this was ...
By: ollie3554. on 06 Oct 07, 04:27:19
this was brilliant-funny funny funny lol!!!!

little bit special?
By: xkellimarie. on 04 Oct 07, 02:53:18
little bit special?

jaj stupid video
By: MX10505. on 02 Oct 07, 20:35:59
jaj stupid video

nerd....
By: upsilone. on 01 Oct 07, 16:56:07
nerd....

love it..
By: vargak. on 30 Sep 07, 08:12:59
love it..

cool man i was the ...
By: minimartinb. on 29 Sep 07, 12:41:05
cool man i was the capton for that flight did you like it or was it a rough landing for you??? Capt. B

very entertaining, ...
By: whubris. on 28 Sep 07, 02:50:11
very entertaining, well done.

You Rock, Chris!
By: Durtagen68. on 27 Sep 07, 17:01:05
You Rock, Chris!

lol hahaha great ...
By: MrcVirus. on 26 Sep 07, 07:20:15
lol hahaha great stuff

Nintendo Wii Safety Video - G4tv.com
Posted by: G4TV

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Nintendo Wii wants to make sure you handle your Wii-mote properly. For more go to www.g4tv.com

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i am going to puke
By: pete5668. on 15 Sep 08, 17:33:56
i am going to puke

lmfao
By: yragorn. on 14 Sep 08, 11:47:20
lmfao

Stupid
By: 2226153. on 10 Sep 08, 14:10:25
Stupid

o my god so ...
By: oldmanstar1. on 04 Sep 08, 18:56:56
o my god so difficult is there any school for safety rules of wii?

HAHAHAHHAHAH
By: tatatyan. on 02 Sep 08, 18:08:37
HAHAHAHHAHAH

Lol im watching ...
By: shrugu. on 02 Sep 08, 01:31:31
Lol im watching this on my wii

Do Not Attempt to ...
By: godzillamoviesrule. on 31 Aug 08, 13:20:36
Do Not Attempt to Grow More Wiimotes! XD

I hate G4 but this ...
By: Randomness099. on 26 Aug 08, 17:51:14
I hate G4 but this is actually pretty funny

The Wiimote can not ...
By: WebVMan. on 25 Aug 08, 05:16:01
The Wiimote can not be used to change your television channels and cannot be used with other video game consoles. It should be not used as an ice cream sandwich. It should also not be used for playing real baseball.

i banged that milf ...
By: eenflo27. on 18 Aug 08, 13:51:50
i banged that milf hey dont say that u desperate guy

That is a United ...
By: MinnesotaMan13. on 13 Aug 08, 16:29:53
That is a United 737 cabin.

do not attempt to ...
By: g33ky898. on 13 Aug 08, 13:35:45
do not attempt to eat the wii mote lol!

want to get a ...
By: navyman9184. on 11 Aug 08, 20:02:36
want to get a nintendo wii...go to my page and see my video i hav link that can giv u free games!!!

eat your Wii remote?
By: RenRei00. on 10 Aug 08, 18:29:50
eat your Wii remote?

wtf?
By: Divasco100. on 09 Aug 08, 19:19:20
wtf?

wtf
By: DazzMania619. on 09 Aug 08, 10:21:14
wtf

classic XD
By: jessica33313. on 07 Aug 08, 20:09:41
classic XD

omg sometimes i ...
By: stealthbrawl. on 03 Aug 08, 11:48:17
omg sometimes i bite the wiijacket =3

i didnt get saftey ...
By: bearybearlove. on 01 Aug 08, 09:58:12
i didnt get saftey card! lol

the hitting ur self ...
By: fs9dude. on 28 Jul 08, 13:55:54
the hitting ur self in the face is real for people on drugs

oh yes it is ment ...
By: Salatgaertner. on 25 Jul 08, 08:09:40
oh yes it is ment to be funny, or are you such a fool that you seriously thought about doing one of those things?

well this would be ...
By: monopside. on 25 Jul 08, 03:41:07
well this would be pretty cool if it was funny...

lmao!!!! "bury your ...
By: Badmanmc99. on 22 Jul 08, 13:39:05
lmao!!!! "bury your wii remote in an attempt to grow additional wii remotes"!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol so random
By: ziplock0. on 19 Jul 08, 23:16:16
lol so random

i like the one ...
By: mop4fun. on 15 Jul 08, 20:53:26
i like the one where she choked herself with it

One Got Fat 1963 Bicycle Safety
Posted by: Livmojoe

Video duration: 887 seconds
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1963 Bicycle Safety Film entitled "One Got Fat".
A group of monkey-masked kids decide to ride their bikes to the park for a picnic. Along the way, one by one, the kids are knocked out of the ride due to careless or unsafe riding.
Narration by Edward Everett Horton of "Fractured Fairytales" (Old Rocky and Bullwinkle) fame.

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I guess monkeys ...
By: FreakinSweet87. on 26 Sep 08, 22:26:38
I guess monkeys don't give a shit when their friends die horrible, gruesome deaths. They just go on riding their bikes.

Orv had a nice ...
By: skitch88. on 25 Sep 08, 17:43:53
Orv had a nice haircut like most good monkeys back in 1963.

creepy
By: mlchael0912. on 21 Sep 08, 21:50:44
creepy

oh must be the ...
By: PenisBoat. on 20 Sep 08, 08:17:37
oh must be the crappy 60's audio :D

haha, the car that ...
By: AustrianTroll. on 20 Sep 08, 06:03:06
haha, the car that hit stan, had also no light!

or...RIDE? ride! xDD
By: AustrianTroll. on 20 Sep 08, 06:01:16
or...RIDE? ride! xDD

RIGHT?..right.
By: PenisBoat. on 18 Sep 08, 04:12:13
RIGHT?..right.

Listen music " ...
By: radeon555. on 06 Sep 08, 06:05:49
Listen music "Boards of Canada - Everything you do is a balloon", instead of this, with this clip. It's here in youtube, with this track this clip is much more creepy, but also awesome good in a strange way :)

man, you gotta love ...
By: 1357YO1357. on 30 Aug 08, 22:05:26
man, you gotta love old-school safety films.

This is every kind ...
By: ardashir51. on 29 Aug 08, 13:42:49
This is every kind of twisted awesome goodness.

Were the writers ...
By: garthennis. on 29 Aug 08, 12:47:30
Were the writers having a contest to see who could come up with the most made-up-sounding name?

Disturbing? Eh, ...
By: MMVfan2. on 21 Aug 08, 22:16:31
Disturbing? Eh, it's like live-action Tom and Jerry. Not very disturbing.

Shouldn't there be ...
By: Delcat42. on 17 Aug 08, 06:55:13
Shouldn't there be a rule about not wearing vision-impeding masks while riding? And not wearing long tails that could get caught in the spokes, thus jerking the rider off the seat into a)concrete or b)oncoming traffic? LEAD BY EXAMPLE, MOVIE.

lol i didnt know ...
By: Sesshomaru26000. on 16 Aug 08, 20:36:47
lol i didnt know they had furries in '63

this was horribly ...
By: tpwacom15. on 13 Aug 08, 07:10:20
this was horribly helarious

Right? Right.
By: GlasswingSelene. on 05 Aug 08, 08:42:38
Right? Right.

that was truly ...
By: feathersfall. on 03 Aug 08, 09:56:31
that was truly terrifying. thanks for sharing! =@

Death Note: Monkey ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 30 Jul 08, 17:50:03
Death Note: Monkey Traffic

David Lynch made ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 30 Jul 08, 17:49:50
David Lynch made this his first public mind-rape. So all the monkeys died horrible traffic-related accidents and one got fat. He later had a heart attack after forgetting to ask to be excused from the table.

Last week, while he ...
By: idokmanic. on 25 Jul 08, 04:37:47
Last week, while he was rehearsing a lead in King Kong... BWAAHAHAHHAHAHA This must be one of the best mega hyper excellent things I saw in a while...

I fell ...
By: sirzoro. on 24 Jul 08, 10:45:21
I fell uncomfortable to watch this

Yeah TAKE THAT YOU ...
By: frogpondium. on 16 Jul 08, 04:07:31
Yeah TAKE THAT YOU STUPID MONKEYS!

Orville may be an ...
By: Dalxien. on 03 Jul 08, 12:33:42
Orville may be an asshole, but he is a SAFE asshole. :3

I can't find any of ...
By: autismgeek. on 25 Jun 08, 21:56:11
I can't find any of the single frames with the clown. Is it something do to with the compression?

WOOO HOFFMAN YOU ...
By: Cssfiend. on 23 Jun 08, 12:30:23
WOOO HOFFMAN YOU BEAST OF CHEMISTRY

Virgin Atlantic Safety Video
Posted by: Markhk

Video duration: 329 seconds
Global video hits: 142135

Courtesy Virgin Atlantic
Update: Due to high amounts of spam posted to this video, I regretfully have to turn off the comments section. Hopefully, YouTube can help find a solution to these spammers.

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branson has the ...
By: smellyeggs. on 09 Sep 07, 19:48:45
branson has the midas touch

I'm flying to ...
By: crazychickwannabe. on 08 Sep 07, 09:03:47
I'm flying to Orlando with Virgin Atlantic in October, I hope it's playing then cos I love it =]

god its so dreary
By: abmoore1. on 06 Sep 07, 16:11:57
god its so dreary

one time I was on a ...
By: SgtSavage166. on 03 Sep 07, 13:17:05
one time I was on a VS flight from Boston to heathrow and the safety video had a problem so they had to do the manual presentation

Then you see that? ...
By: zutztu. on 03 Sep 07, 11:48:04
Then you see that? oh my god

iv seen it a lot im ...
By: seskadog. on 02 Sep 07, 04:25:26
iv seen it a lot im a pilot

im a pilot for ...
By: seskadog. on 02 Sep 07, 04:24:15
im a pilot for virgin my last fligh was joberg its great

This is the worst ...
By: elavie. on 02 Sep 07, 04:19:02
This is the worst safety video I ever seen.

jeremey clarkson in ...
By: jkerrigan1987. on 31 Aug 07, 11:19:17
jeremey clarkson in his book, "The world according to..." moans about Virgin's ridiculous approach to safety videos. Now I see why

This is the first ...
By: kpappletech. on 20 Aug 07, 15:23:41
This is the first safety video I have actually listened to. I was actually entertained by the video. Another breakthrough by Virgin Atlantic.

That's fantastic. ...
By: bbelvoir. on 20 Aug 07, 13:48:39
That's fantastic. Well done Virgin Atlantic, even managed to make the safety procedures amusing.

lots of things to ...
By: patrickcramer. on 16 Aug 07, 23:25:01
lots of things to remember in case of an emergency...

i remember hearing ...
By: rockbrock007. on 14 Aug 07, 18:55:41
i remember hearing this on my way from JFK to LHR it was great

Go Virgin Atlantic!
By: Sidekick4Life. on 14 Aug 07, 08:31:29
Go Virgin Atlantic!

they use it on the ...
By: smellyeggs. on 13 Aug 07, 14:08:00
they use it on the a340 as well

i dont! I h8 living ...
By: harryjarman90. on 11 Aug 07, 09:07:41
i dont! I h8 living here! THE WEATHER IS AWFUL :'(

man do they still ...
By: sansri88. on 08 Aug 07, 21:23:00
man do they still use this? I cant wait to watch this in a couple of weeks when i go to london!

i miss england!
By: chicxxfreak. on 06 Aug 07, 08:32:36
i miss england!

is it only for 747? ...
By: airmaltafan. on 02 Aug 07, 16:33:51
is it only for 747? or both 747 and also A340?

Aw I wanta go to ...
By: LUCIALOVESMCR. on 31 Jul 07, 08:09:12
Aw I wanta go to Europe all over again!! They have the strangest safety video XD

That video is very ...
By: russiangirlslover08. on 30 Jul 07, 02:44:57
That video is very interesting with the health and safety

aww brings back so ...
By: chicxxfreak. on 23 Jul 07, 10:33:08
aww brings back so many memories of going 2 europe

The video is so ...
By: vanemartinic. on 20 Jul 07, 08:38:13
The video is so cool virgin atlantic hava got a lots of videos but this is the the vest.

that was cool
By: benjaminrowley78. on 19 Jul 07, 15:47:00
that was cool

Actually, it seems ...
By: Ikarus65. on 15 Jul 07, 17:32:05
Actually, it seems the video I found on YouTube only has the last part of the song. There is also a live recording with the whole thing, but the sound quality is abysmal.

Japan Airlines Safety Video
Posted by: ukmoto3

Video duration: 264 seconds
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Japan Airlines Safety Video

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This is a cool ...
By: TheENweb. on 04 Oct 08, 14:02:27
This is a cool video. I really like both CG and real people videos.

i know. it came out ...
By: AmericanImmaturity. on 03 Oct 08, 13:23:12
i know. it came out with JAL's new livery, in 2003.

I flew JAL on ...
By: mitch179. on 30 Sep 08, 06:47:34
I flew JAL on September 13 to Tokyo, and I saw this video. It was awesome.

I just flew JAL ...
By: rdfox. on 16 Sep 08, 19:41:56
I just flew JAL yesterday after coming back from Japan for over a month. After hearing how this country (USA) is economically falling apart I wish I got onto the next flight back to Tokyo... :: sighs :: It sucks to be back... :(

she said against ...
By: flyusair. on 13 Sep 08, 10:06:48
she said against wierd

i like the music at ...
By: dialga2010. on 24 Aug 08, 22:34:51
i like the music at the beginning :D

the guy looks ...
By: flyusair. on 01 Aug 08, 16:22:42
the guy looks pissed when he tries to smoke. JAL needs to reword some of its phrases... "Please watch this video for you safety instructions." Sounds weird and "Oxygen Masks will appear when needed" makes me think the the masks are going to definilty fall on my flight.

At long last, they ...
By: wongavery1698. on 27 Jul 08, 18:26:56
At long last, they finally have it in english and japanese.

great! I can't wait ...
By: username32826. on 22 Jul 08, 14:39:59
great! I can't wait to go on it next week! by the way, this video isn't from 1994 It's pretty new

lool!If this video ...
By: biaskatergirl. on 21 Jul 08, 15:22:18
lool!If this video is from 1994 how is the kid playing psp??LMAO

does that include ...
By: kinglynx. on 21 Jul 08, 06:17:10
does that include psp's?

this is coool I'm ...
By: username32826. on 18 Jul 08, 20:50:44
this is coool I'm so excited!!!!!!!! 2 more weeks i gotta wait :D

wheneva i watch ...
By: littlemissbakushou. on 23 Jun 08, 19:45:38
wheneva i watch this video, i feel da excitement that i feel on da plane when i depart. :)

You are free to use ...
By: mrmadmanmr. on 23 Jun 08, 15:21:34
You are free to use any electronics once you've been notified by the crew, just as long as it doesn't emit electronic signals; e.g.: turn-off the wi-fi, for phones, set to plane mode or turn it completely off.

I flew with Ryanair ...
By: fondare. on 23 Jun 08, 15:14:25
I flew with Ryanair and kept my phone on airplane mode and listened some music :)

I think so. I used ...
By: Bakahashiyo. on 17 Jun 08, 17:02:51
I think so. I used my mobile phone throughout the entire flight, but I had it set to "Plane Mode". This way it turns off the Mobile Phone's Ariel or something like that.

It's like flying to ...
By: Bakahashiyo. on 17 Jun 08, 16:57:33
It's like flying to Japan all over again!

it doesn't say you ...
By: fletch4president. on 11 Jun 08, 13:28:07
it doesn't say you can't use them, so yeah probably you can

I have one question ...
By: gabbynewneo. on 09 Jun 08, 19:43:29
I have one question. I know this may sound stupid because the answer may be clearly in this video and staring me in the face, but: are you allowed to use laptops or notebooks after the plane has reached cruising altitude as long as you shout off the wireless and don't use the internet or wifi? If anyone could help as soon as possible it would be of assistance since I am planning to fly on JAL soon! Thank you!

Only on take off ...
By: takuwan199. on 09 Jun 08, 16:31:29
Only on take off and landing.

I love this safety ...
By: airodyssey. on 31 May 08, 07:42:32
I love this safety video! But the one thing that always creeped me out is that the MD-80 at 01:57 looks more like a VC-10 with two engines LOL

Apologies... I ...
By: ImperrfectStranger. on 27 May 08, 04:28:02
Apologies... I thought JAL made the repair, as their head engineer commited suicide and JAL gave the victims' families compensation. I see now that JAL only failed to inspect the repair properly (not surprising, as you assume Boeing would do a good job). Anyway, the accident has made all Boeing's aircraft much safer now (with modifications to the hydraulic systems). Rgds

Imperfect's post is ...
By: Vikkoman. on 26 May 08, 20:36:39
Imperfect's post is not correct; a Boeing crew made the repair.

No, a Boeing crew ...
By: Vikkoman. on 26 May 08, 20:36:21
No, a Boeing crew made the repair. The Air Crash Investigation episode states this.

Agreed. Accidents ...
By: ImperrfectStranger. on 25 May 08, 18:39:21
Agreed. Accidents and incidents generally do lead to improvements in safety. JAL seems to spare no expense keeping even their old aircraft in pristine condition.

Safety Bike
Posted by: AISteaksauce

Video duration: 184 seconds
Global video hits: 71814

Just watch
www.crimethinc.or g
I don't necessarily believe crimethinc is correct on a lot of issues but a lot of their projects are really awesome and someone recommended i post their link so there it is.

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Hey that's so cool! ...
By: StJoeCharger. on 13 Sep 08, 19:22:31
Hey that's so cool! It really make me laugh. Thanks.

where is the music ...
By: guenther11krass. on 24 Aug 08, 08:40:45
where is the music from!?

Make one for me too ...
By: monster271. on 19 Aug 08, 17:31:18
Make one for me too, I'll pay you. :)

what is the violin ...
By: guenther11krass. on 19 Aug 08, 06:48:13
what is the violin music from!!???

great riding I love ...
By: aguiladorada720. on 20 Jun 08, 17:06:19
great riding I love it

huahuauhahua i love ...
By: leonardojavaman. on 12 May 08, 09:40:49
huahuauhahua i love it

...
By: jarekkolarik. on 04 May 08, 16:45:19
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

fuck ye i wanna ...
By: imanassfuker. on 26 Apr 08, 10:38:40
fuck ye i wanna make one of these...in fact...i will!!

nice bike! whats ...
By: fsxfanatic. on 21 Apr 08, 20:39:47
nice bike! whats the name of the music?

to all the losers ...
By: Aleowiciuos. on 15 Apr 08, 13:32:05
to all the losers harping these clever, industrious chaps; think about what billions of dollars wasted in the space race gave us. I'm sure if these guys were financed with a fraction of that amount they'd come up with a formula for eradicating world hunger and a sure fire guide to picking up babes in bars.

hahaha! i saw this ...
By: veganologi. on 24 Mar 08, 08:38:05
hahaha! i saw this in DOWNOL and i didn't think anyone actually made it...or that it would even work. lol. fucking awesome. i'm going to have to hold a thinktank soon.

Uh. whats so cool ...
By: rockinfrenzy. on 19 Mar 08, 14:51:16
Uh. whats so cool about this? NOT OFFENSE.i am seriously wondering.

yooo that is soooo ...
By: trickymickey95. on 18 Mar 08, 17:05:54
yooo that is soooo koool .....i want one like that ...........it looks like fun

hahaha the freedom ...
By: drummerdude831. on 18 Mar 08, 10:04:32
hahaha the freedom is all yours! i just wanted to make sure you understood their point of veiw... take care!

no offense taken. ...
By: zapatistita. on 18 Mar 08, 04:59:56
no offense taken. but in the same vein, if i want to call something lame on the internet then you should let me do that too. no slaves homey ;-)

no offense, but if ...
By: drummerdude831. on 16 Mar 08, 22:57:59
no offense, but if you feel this way it obviously did not change your view of the world. they try to live their lives completely unchained, no masters. they have ultimate freedom to do whatever they want, and if this is how they choose to have fun, then let them. because what is the point of life if you're a slave to someone else? humans should be free to do what they want!

u are my hero
By: ceperley. on 16 Mar 08, 21:47:50
u are my hero

dude thats ...
By: breakingbenjamin208. on 16 Mar 08, 16:35:50
dude thats awseome.briliant.

people like this ...
By: amen2233. on 16 Mar 08, 15:07:20
people like this are allowed to vote --ever wonder why bush is in power???

i read some ...
By: zapatistita. on 21 Feb 08, 05:05:50
i read some crimethinc books and they really changed the way i saw the world. now i see what the workers collective is really up to - spinning a bicycle in a field. i feel like i should register to vote now. and these guys need real jobs.

what the heck ...
By: dudeboy524. on 14 Feb 08, 15:45:18
what the heck theres nothing safe about it

his cuzin is my ...
By: gvjghl. on 14 Feb 08, 15:28:51
his cuzin is my teacher

i think ide rather ...
By: thetwizman. on 14 Feb 08, 13:29:28
i think ide rather ride a normal bike...

HAHAHAHahahah.... ...
By: jasonyeozhishen. on 11 Feb 08, 04:58:29
HAHAHAHahahah....cool man

hahahahaha ke ...
By: nacoh00. on 06 Feb 08, 12:00:26
hahahahaha ke chidon esta bien cool

Air France Safety Demo 747-400
Posted by: ptarr767

Video duration: 300 seconds
Global video hits: 228631

Air France safety Video for 744

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why dont they make ...
By: tjisnumbaone. on 05 Oct 08, 12:19:32
why dont they make one where its just english and another one in french? swiss does that and they save time instead of like air france where they just make a long one... i dont speak french but i translated my comment/dont je parle français mais je traduit mon commentaire: pourquoi ils me faire une juste où son anglais et une autre en français? suisse et qui ne leur fait gagner du temps comme lieu de Air France où ils ont juste faire une longue ...

ah, the memories ...
By: jonconverse. on 29 Sep 08, 23:02:19
ah, the memories this video brings back! economy class on the upper deck!

i hate air france, ...
By: yaritza70224. on 18 Sep 08, 17:16:40
i hate air france, they r almost always hijackers on thoes airlines bellow AIR FRANCE AMERICAN AIRLINES ALITALIA UNITED AIRLINES

af excelent,
By: andrese017. on 18 Sep 08, 07:10:44
af excelent,

Contrairement à ...
By: xj7111. on 12 Sep 08, 16:29:29
Contrairement à celles de beaucoup de compagnies aériennes, je trouve cette vidéo très efficace : légère, simple, agréable. J'adore la musique, c'est "so frenchy" Vive AF ! Contrary to a lot of airlines ones, I think this safety video is really well done : smart, simple and nice. I'm a fan of the music theme, it is "so French" ! Vive AF !

iberia- gran ...
By: antonioiezzoman. on 30 Aug 08, 06:13:32
iberia- gran canarie-> madrid - volo 14:45 ....france girl in this air...contact me

That's the whole ...
By: kitten112481. on 30 Aug 08, 05:34:04
That's the whole point of reading the safety information card, which shows YOU as passenger how to open the door in the event this happens.

i luv air france ...
By: kittenluv17. on 29 Aug 08, 15:41:57
i luv air france its awesome

i though BA was?
By: rhillner. on 27 Aug 08, 12:48:52
i though BA was?

air france is the ...
By: seb13gp. on 26 Aug 08, 07:07:25
air france is the best, and they're the best paid pilots in the world.

-57:01:06
By: 101RMS. on 26 Aug 08, 04:01:48
-57:01:06

i been to air ...
By: Jordan32112. on 25 Aug 08, 14:55:14
i been to air france! it was fun =)

Air France the best ...
By: bruzuc. on 25 Aug 08, 02:29:34
Air France the best airline EVER :-)

shes french..the ...
By: flyusair. on 21 Aug 08, 18:38:23
shes french..the familys probably french but wheres he from?

i like how the ...
By: flyusair. on 21 Aug 08, 18:34:55
i like how the women flight attendent's o2 mask pops out of no where.

The is no 'Concorde ...
By: qwertdr. on 20 Aug 08, 12:42:44
The is no 'Concorde One' No Screens on Concorde. It was done the traditional and manual way.

It's a male voice ...
By: cahk2. on 16 Aug 08, 15:18:20
It's a male voice over...

It blow up! Where ...
By: neckus22. on 14 Aug 08, 06:10:48
It blow up! Where is the Concord one? Viv La Shithole

... Euphoric.
By: noogenesis. on 13 Aug 08, 20:21:40
... Euphoric.

She's a typical ...
By: ArianeHills. on 12 Aug 08, 00:38:12
She's a typical french beauty as we can often see in the streets of Paris. Air France is first airline in the World. My two best flights were on Air France and Kantas Airlines (an excellent australian company), my worth on British Airways!

lol kidding for a ...
By: GeorgeHH21. on 12 Aug 08, 00:10:47
lol kidding for a japanese she great haha

for a german she ...
By: GeorgeHH21. on 12 Aug 08, 00:10:31
for a german she speask great

Nicolas Sarkozy is ...
By: habizabiusa. on 08 Aug 08, 12:54:36
Nicolas Sarkozy is Greek Jewish descent, Andrée Mallah. source : Wikipidia He want to destroy Iran because Iran oppose Israel (All people in Israel is Jewish). Be careful France people about this evil man he just want to fight a religious WAR. The Day Iran drop out the Nuclear program and there is no WMD in Iran and weak to defend themselves, Israel by the help of France invade Iran just Iraq.

She's french : she ...
By: FrenchySam. on 05 Aug 08, 04:29:46
She's french : she has the typical french accent.

Anything else would ...
By: Innuando. on 01 Aug 08, 16:54:25
Anything else would be weird. I'm 99% sure she is French!

Rare Exports Inc, The official safety instructions
Posted by: COBnessu

Video duration: 649 seconds
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Rare Exports Inc, The official safety instructions, second part of the finnish short movies.

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OMFG Why arent ...
By: najjacisam. on 23 Aug 08, 12:47:26
OMFG Why arent there some films created like this one??Why?This vid is extreme, the best i saw on youtube,,, Extreme

es muy bueno este ...
By: TheFourth57. on 12 Mar 08, 18:39:39
es muy bueno este cortometraje el otro dia lo vi y lo econtre genial es una dura realidad para lso niños!! saludos

Thanks a lot !!! ...
By: IanEide. on 11 Feb 08, 22:24:29
Thanks a lot !!! Love the finnish language.

Selkäsauna= ...
By: Outlaw1875. on 10 Feb 08, 03:12:51
Selkäsauna=Asskicking,beating or something like that...

Gingerbread Biscuit ...
By: cehas. on 16 Jan 08, 03:30:34
Gingerbread Biscuit aka Pipari. Also means pussy in finnish :)

brilliant and ...
By: sizuller. on 12 Jan 08, 06:59:14
brilliant and mysterious moovie. thanks!i like Finland.

Thanks! Obviously ...
By: IanEide. on 25 Dec 07, 01:26:03
Thanks! Obviously this got nothing to do with sauna:D

-Cause of death: ...
By: ZeroOne3010. on 24 Dec 07, 15:45:21
-Cause of death: the shock caused by pain, reason for that being the traditional beat-up. -They really got served.

Anyone know where ...
By: nutcakes16. on 24 Dec 07, 08:24:29
Anyone know where they got the soundtrack. I want it.

Any Finns who could ...
By: IanEide. on 24 Dec 07, 06:25:44
Any Finns who could translate what they say from 02:13 to 02:25? Thought I heard someting like "sauna" lol. Awesome vid. Perkele:D And merry x-mas to everyone !!!

the beginning is ok ...
By: whymeee. on 23 Dec 07, 05:19:30
the beginning is ok. But the "story" afterwards really isnt nearly as good as the "rare exports inc". ------------------------------------- have a look at my profile if your intereseted in a collection of the best shortfilms on youtube

Absolutely ...
By: wightangel. on 16 Dec 07, 09:46:34
Absolutely brilliant. these guys are oscar winners for sure. brilliant,brilliant and brilliant.

haha look at the ...
By: paistealpha. on 12 Dec 07, 05:40:04
haha look at the end title: Dozens of fatherchristmases where hurt badly during filming!

They do act in real ...
By: bolteri. on 10 Dec 07, 17:25:00
They do act in real movies and series.

its a masterpiece
By: robbedoes1985. on 07 Dec 07, 13:12:14
its a masterpiece

Wow! I want to see ...
By: TigressDawn. on 06 Dec 07, 13:38:12
Wow! I want to see these guys make real movies, like action or thriller, I think they'd be great at it.

GOLD, good Finnish ...
By: kraaba. on 05 Dec 07, 12:18:02
GOLD, good Finnish humor

This is a shortfilm ...
By: originalamam. on 04 Dec 07, 00:53:23
This is a shortfilm called "Rare Exports Inc -Safety Instructions." There is another short tha t was made before this one called "Rare Exports Inc."

Pure gold! :D
By: piekku. on 28 Nov 07, 02:33:30
Pure gold! :D

It's just a shame ...
By: TSR117. on 25 Nov 07, 05:27:38
It's just a shame they're near extinction... xD

there is at the end
By: Malackaka. on 20 Nov 07, 12:08:16
there is at the end

Sick and Twisted ...
By: abakazebra. on 20 Nov 07, 01:43:16
Sick and Twisted shortfilm compilation^^

what's the name of ...
By: prerykutya. on 03 Nov 07, 16:01:54
what's the name of the narrator? he's voice is great :)

COBnessu, I dont ...
By: 02003000. on 26 Oct 07, 08:25:22
COBnessu, I dont know what language you speak, but I'm gonna write my question on english now: what movie is this (name), or where have got this video?

(smeh)
By: louWan1234. on 11 Oct 07, 13:07:59
(smeh)

Child Seat Safety
Posted by: EthanMadison0310

Video duration: 208 seconds
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Video I made for my sister showing the importance of installing your child's seat rear-facing. Madison is my niece.

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Thanks so much for ...
By: JenandRylee. on 06 Sep 08, 23:51:26
Thanks so much for this info, I don't even know how I stumbled accross your video but the universe works in mysterious ways as just this morning I was thinking about turning around my six month olds carseat (we are in Aust). Now Rylee will stay rear facing for as long as she is physically able to fit into the seat. I can't thank you enough.

Just wanted to note ...
By: kimmy659. on 28 Jul 08, 10:30:55
Just wanted to note that the carseat shown in the forward facing video is not very well installed. A carseat should not move more than 1inch from side to side at the belt path.

I already know the ...
By: bruin98. on 25 Jul 08, 00:43:39
I already know the importance of ERF. I am adding this to mine and my husbands myspaces pages so people will stop questioning why my 22 pound 14 month old is rear facing.

cont. A broken ...
By: cathwn. on 23 Jul 08, 23:50:54
cont. A broken neck has NOTHING to do with the size of the seat. It's due to internal decapitation caused by the head been thrown forward and the spinal cord snapping. A child's head is significantly disproportionately large when compared to that of an adult, hence why they are at more risk of internal decapitation when ff than an adult.

Actually, there are ...
By: cathwn. on 23 Jul 08, 23:50:22
Actually, there are more cases of broken legs in a ff crash than rf. In a rf front on crash the child's legs are thrown up towards their head, or up and to the side in a side on crash, so are not likely to hit the seat back at all. I've only heard of two anecdotal cases of broken leg in a rf crash compared to many in ff crashes where the legs hit the seat in front...

Sorry, my comment ...
By: LifesSoSweet. on 23 Jul 08, 22:42:27
Sorry, my comment is in reply to cathwn

Are you a certified ...
By: LifesSoSweet. on 23 Jul 08, 22:40:32
Are you a certified car tech? Here in Canada it is proven that it is safer to have the seat tethered and it is illegal not to have the seat tethered. The car seat in Canada must pass using a tether (which is why many car seats are not available in Canada that are available in the States due to the fact they don't meet Canada's strict standards)

Lol, she stopped ...
By: EthanMadison0310. on 18 Jul 08, 21:52:21
Lol, she stopped using a pacifier when she was 18 mos, however the pacifier never inhibited her speech. she's almost three years old now and has a very advanced vocabulary for her age.

Get the pacifier ...
By: lahahalucy. on 14 Jul 08, 20:00:40
Get the pacifier out of that kids mouth so she can learn how to talk.

My daughter was ...
By: nicefix. on 18 Jun 08, 16:34:08
My daughter was rf'ing at about 21 months when we were slammed from behind on the highway- she was FINE thank God. Don't forget also, that many times, when you are rear ended you are then pushed into another car in front of you for a subsequent frontal impact. It is still safer.

Those were clips of ...
By: cathwn. on 15 Jun 08, 01:36:51
Those were clips of actual crash tests which require the seats to be installed to manufacturers standards. Both seats were installed correctly. A correctly installed ff seat has a lot of "give" and allows the body to be thrown forward significantly. Using a top tether on the ff seat is not allowed for crash testing as the seat must pass without a tether. Having a tether would stop the seat going forward as much but it increases the load on the neck and spine so doesn't make the seat any safe

Thank you! the ...
By: EthanMadison0310. on 21 May 08, 07:48:37
Thank you! the program I use is Windows Movie Maker.

Thank you for ...
By: kristinpardy. on 20 May 08, 17:14:19
Thank you for making this video. I plan to keep my 11 month old son rear facing for as long as possible and it is great that you are getting the word out. Can I ask what program you used to make the video?

I assume you mean ...
By: EthanMadison0310. on 16 May 08, 21:58:30
I assume you mean LATCH, as both seats have the 5 pt harness. A rear facing seat without a tether is still significantly safer than forward facing. Rear facing seats are designed to "cocoon".Instead of their head and legs being thrown forward,like it would if forward facing, the seat will move with their body , spreading out the crash forces. I've seen several other clips of various seats with and w/o tethers and the results aren't vastly different.

Frontal & frontal ...
By: houseofblue. on 15 May 08, 08:44:42
Frontal & frontal offset crashes account for about 72% of crashes. Rear & rear-offset crashes in only about 4%. The rest are side impacts where RFing is also safer. Typicly frontal crashes happen at higher speeds and normally rear end impacts happen while 1 vehical is stopped or moving slowly. Google something called "ride-down time" too. For these reasons, it is best to protect infants against the crashes which are by far the most common and most severe.

I agree with this ...
By: RegalMommy. on 12 May 08, 12:41:29
I agree with this comment and I agree with extended rear facing car seats. However, those clips cannot compare to eachother. The rear facing car seat has a 5 point harness system hooked up, the other car seat is just a seat belt through the back. If the forward facing car seat had the 5 point harness system it would not have moved that much. And if the rear facing car seat wasn't tethered with a 5pt harness it would have moved more.

I was looking ...
By: ginnylouwho. on 10 May 08, 17:38:22
I was looking forward to turning my little one around at 1 year. But someone told me about recommended 30 lbs limit. My research took me to this video. Now Ciena will remain rear facing.

thanks for the info ...
By: ilovemop. on 07 May 08, 06:48:23
thanks for the info, I will now keep my son rear facing after he turns one. Thank GOD Madison is OK....I didnt think it was going to end good. OH thank you thank you thank you

what about front ...
By: foldedintobeauty. on 05 Apr 08, 00:36:33
what about front and rear end crashes?

Thank you for this ...
By: Sagittaria2. on 28 Mar 08, 05:16:30
Thank you for this video! At the moment I am trying to tell other parents not to buy seats which do not allow rear facing transportation for children under 4 years. The newest guest in our car is the HTS Izi Combi X1 :)

facing fowards ...
By: gusto1978. on 22 Mar 08, 18:24:31
facing fowards after the 11 mont period,...

I love that you ...
By: happybakergirl. on 06 Mar 08, 21:09:33
I love that you made this video. I think many parents see it as some sort of right of passage to turn their infant forward-facing on their first birthday. As a CPS Tech, I see it A LOT. And even after explaining the immense benefits of extended rear-facing to these parents, you wouldn't believe the excuses they give me to keep them forward. Geez, it's your child...you secure them the way they are safest. Boo hoo if it's a little inconvenient...you'll really "boo hoo" in a crash.

thx i got 2 show ...
By: whath3fL1P. on 06 Mar 08, 11:55:00
thx i got 2 show dis 2 my parents

31 months 31 lbs ...
By: mom2anna. on 29 Feb 08, 20:18:32
31 months 31 lbs 38 in and still rear facing.

The crash tests ...
By: SamPaceyJoshua. on 20 Feb 08, 11:27:26
The crash tests show a seat that is braced (pushed into front seat) & tethered to minimize movement. In the US, only Britax convertibles & the SK Radians can be done this way. Most US seats cannot be tethered when RF & will rebound (move toward the seatback) in a crash. So yes, there will be more movement than shown here, but it is safe. A correctly installed & used RF seat is safer than a FF seat. My first son was RF to 3 yrs, 8 days old & his brother is still RF at 22.5 months.

Civil Protection - Halloween Safety
Posted by: machinima

Video duration: 224 seconds
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A Halloween themed episode of the comedy series "Civil Protection" based off the game Half-Life 2. In this episode, Mike and Dave give a presentation on Halloween safety tips.

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i really hope that ...
By: anbukakashi114. on 08 Oct 08, 18:01:26
i really hope that ross guy keeps making the freemans mind videos

it was made in the ...
By: fathead894. on 08 Oct 08, 15:04:55
it was made in the hammer editor

ye no shit but ye ...
By: darkbro32. on 08 Oct 08, 12:32:41
ye no shit but ye hes a funny guy

hey wait a sec. the ...
By: ozzyman75. on 08 Oct 08, 06:34:10
hey wait a sec. the one guy talking is the same guy that does the voice for the "Freeman's Mind" series

whats map? btw nice ...
By: watcher183. on 08 Oct 08, 06:31:49
whats map? btw nice video

cud you give me ...
By: dewin50. on 08 Oct 08, 05:16:27
cud you give me this map

lol
By: keoniakch. on 07 Oct 08, 21:31:03
lol

i think they ...
By: Squallboogie02. on 07 Oct 08, 20:18:19
i think they survived, since that it was added November 2 2007?

XaxaXaxa Awesome
By: 40kEmperor. on 07 Oct 08, 15:11:39
XaxaXaxa Awesome

Did they survive?
By: TurnerOund44. on 07 Oct 08, 07:19:44
Did they survive?

XD So funny...
By: MrMonokel. on 07 Oct 08, 04:58:02
XD So funny...

Ya another awesome ...
By: adislavchev. on 07 Oct 08, 04:31:04
Ya another awesome episode.

probably using some ...
By: Stelgim. on 06 Oct 08, 16:34:22
probably using some nodes.. but I dont know how to do that myself so.

lol
By: koolest0666. on 06 Oct 08, 08:33:18
lol

how did u get the ...
By: GModTankMaster. on 06 Oct 08, 08:13:18
how did u get the fast zombies on celing

kk xD
By: Kaaaasse001. on 06 Oct 08, 01:53:59
kk xD

Hahaha..
By: LuciusHaterius. on 05 Oct 08, 23:56:03
Hahaha..

not sure how they ...
By: splintersim4. on 05 Oct 08, 20:32:45
not sure how they did that :P maybe some sort of Mirror effect or something, Ok maybe they did use hammer, Ok you win XD

and let fastzombies ...
By: Kaaaasse001. on 05 Oct 08, 05:44:28
and let fastzombies move on the ceiling? lol

That would be ...
By: Haseo41. on 05 Oct 08, 05:35:50
That would be friggen hilarious!

Kaaaaasse001, you ...
By: splintersim4. on 05 Oct 08, 04:58:19
Kaaaaasse001, you can Move NPC's like that using Gmod :P using certain mods :D

...
By: zenaku101. on 05 Oct 08, 03:27:38
...

half life 2- a ...
By: pburgess1. on 04 Oct 08, 09:04:46
half life 2- a alien race called the combine take over the earth and they have opened a portal back to there homeworld so they can teleport more combine here those people who are doing the show (police officers kinda) are combine soldiers pretty low down though so gordan freeman is back and he has to stop the combine

half life 1-a ...
By: pburgess1. on 04 Oct 08, 09:02:09
half life 1-a sciantist named gordan freeman (you) helps a company called black mesa with its experiments witch ends up teleporting a whole bunch of aliens to this planet includin

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