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Anaconda vs. Mammal
Posted by: NationalGeographic

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When you're an anaconda you don't need venom to take down your prey, even if its the world's largest rodent, a capybara, weighing somewhere in the neighboorhood of one hundred pounds!
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tengo una anaconda ...
By: oookkkrrram. on 06 Oct 08, 10:50:17
tengo una anaconda en mi pantalon.......y kiere atakar....alguno sabe komo kalmarla.

Pzycho
By: xWestergaardx. on 06 Oct 08, 05:36:02
Pzycho

whatever
By: chinathetown. on 04 Oct 08, 15:38:35
whatever

seeking fun loving ...
By: chuburac. on 04 Oct 08, 12:06:51
seeking fun loving men

Anacondas do orgies ...
By: Travis322. on 03 Oct 08, 16:33:09
Anacondas do orgies...:P

i wouldn fuck a fat ...
By: wade2bosh. on 03 Oct 08, 12:13:00
i wouldn fuck a fat bitch :P

at 2:06, looked ...
By: mugenpower100. on 02 Oct 08, 15:35:54
at 2:06, looked like its guts were gon spill out, actually, i would love to c that happen... lol

Really? It got me ...
By: ThePsychoReturns. on 01 Oct 08, 16:34:25
Really? It got me laid six times in two nights. Thanks, National Geographic!

must be good at ...
By: ChopBunny69. on 01 Oct 08, 13:31:56
must be good at deep throating

I am now full
By: SunaipaaKisei. on 01 Oct 08, 02:06:04
I am now full

wow this is crazy ! ...
By: REDSLAPS. on 30 Sep 08, 16:29:42
wow this is crazy !! if you want to see something funny!! watch my vids hahah!!!

just so every1 know ...
By: JayoLeno. on 30 Sep 08, 15:52:35
just so every1 know. This clip just cockblocked me. lol

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I am not an ...
By: primaledge. on 30 Sep 08, 05:24:42
I am not an annaconda, but thanks anyway NatGeo

capibaras rock!
By: mightyPants. on 28 Sep 08, 09:13:04
capibaras rock!

tek kel?me anan? ...
By: offer58. on 27 Sep 08, 08:44:31
tek kel?me anan? s?k?y?m

Birds=safe Cabybara ...
By: S4B3R117. on 26 Sep 08, 18:07:36
Birds=safe Cabybara=screwed My last meal before mating took 6 hours to injest. LMAO

:O <
By: BrunoamaralS. on 26 Sep 08, 09:13:04
:O

thats so wierd how ...
By: kasumisman. on 26 Sep 08, 01:15:24
thats so wierd how a snake can swallow something that big suprizingly it doesnt choke

Thats some fucked ...
By: GypsyLadyInPink. on 25 Sep 08, 21:05:54
Thats some fucked up SHIT!!!!!

national geographic ...
By: jacobwhatever. on 24 Sep 08, 13:08:34
national geographic is fucking tight. especially stoned, it's like my favorite thing to watch

Go stuff yourself
By: fulltimespy. on 24 Sep 08, 10:35:54
Go stuff yourself

LMAO
By: SonEsmonduu. on 24 Sep 08, 06:08:19
LMAO

him:"you are a ...
By: animevolution. on 24 Sep 08, 02:19:26
him:"you are a giant female anaconda in veneswala" you:"i am a giant female anaconda in veneswala" sounds like hes trying to hypnotise people lol

i would like to ...
By: staragsj. on 23 Sep 08, 18:35:02
i would like to sufficate an annaconda and swallow it whole then shit it out and see how it feels

Anaconda Regurgitates A Hippo
Posted by: mentalshed

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This huge snake regurgitates an entire hippopotamus.

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hahahaha
By: jnar7. on 21 Sep 08, 18:16:36
hahahaha

WTF?!
By: jnar7. on 21 Sep 08, 18:16:25
WTF?!

anaconda lives in ...
By: FancyPantsElitist. on 20 Sep 08, 21:20:00
anaconda lives in South America Hippos live in freaking AFRICA Different continent. That's a Capivara.

reversed
By: fuckmotherfucker666. on 20 Sep 08, 17:49:54
reversed

i came
By: mobombboo. on 20 Sep 08, 14:13:58
i came

pygmy hippo!
By: Charliefoxtrot10. on 20 Sep 08, 09:20:22
pygmy hippo!

pinche animales, ...
By: maurizio206. on 18 Sep 08, 22:27:12
pinche animales, que culeros son para matarse...

those assholes..... ...
By: arkan90210. on 18 Sep 08, 18:07:05
those assholes.....if somebody started hitting me with a paddle after i ate a huge meal...id throw up too.....

LMFAO!!!!
By: arkan90210. on 18 Sep 08, 18:05:25
LMFAO!!!!

lol
By: karmab1u3. on 18 Sep 08, 17:16:22
lol

Yuck !
By: CircleOfJealousy. on 18 Sep 08, 16:19:14
Yuck !

wtf wow those ...
By: dcshoes2960. on 18 Sep 08, 12:05:02
wtf wow those assholes could eat a human

Shut the fuck up ...
By: michaelgrimm. on 18 Sep 08, 05:09:35
Shut the fuck up and go hug a fucking tree!

Yeah, is Orochimaru ...
By: clay82es. on 17 Sep 08, 12:38:16
Yeah, is Orochimaru HAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!!

fuck
By: invisiblem0nsters. on 17 Sep 08, 12:09:32
fuck

Looks like it bit ...
By: EWAShock. on 17 Sep 08, 01:14:43
Looks like it bit off a little more than it could chew.

Damn. they should ...
By: Ankz9. on 16 Sep 08, 18:13:32
Damn. they should let it have its dinner in peace.

Orochimaru
By: cuteandhandsomeok. on 16 Sep 08, 08:32:20
Orochimaru

the snake wants to ...
By: jimbobreloaded. on 15 Sep 08, 01:40:44
the snake wants to lose weight and goes bulimic

Em primeiro lugar ...
By: patonotucupi33. on 14 Sep 08, 21:40:38
Em primeiro lugar no BRASIL. não existe HIPPOPOTAMO! A SUCURI regurgitou, sim, uma CAPIVARA, animal este muito comum na região norte do país(Amazonia)

That is the ...
By: totalwombatfan. on 13 Sep 08, 20:07:13
That is the cruelest thing! I am a snake-fanatic, and the way they captured and "showed" the snake is entirely WRONG AND DISGUSTING! Snakes spit up their food if they're scared; you wouldn't be able to move easily at all with a huge animal in you. This is animal cruelty and it is wrong.

Yeah, but there´s ...
By: Canineo. on 13 Sep 08, 08:54:35
Yeah, but there´s no hippos in Brazil... BTW, the name of that animal (here in Br) is CAPIVARA... and this snake is a Sucuri (a kind of anaconda)

Yes it is a ...
By: alexischapman101. on 12 Sep 08, 18:06:04
Yes it is a Capybara but they could catch a young hippo rare but possible.

i like snakes but i ...
By: 21stCenturyAnimeNerd. on 12 Sep 08, 16:23:56
i like snakes but i hate seeing them spit up their food are swallowing eat because you see the shape of the food in the stomach

my dick is bigger
By: qwertyuiopz123. on 12 Sep 08, 14:39:48
my dick is bigger

Anaconda Birth
Posted by: NationalGeographic

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Unlike the majority of snake species, anacondas give birth to live babies - sometimes 40 at a time!
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holly bananas!
By: ChrisVarick. on 09 Oct 08, 09:31:36
holly bananas!

call me insaneo, ...
By: gemcutie44. on 09 Oct 08, 01:23:16
call me insaneo, but i have sexyter pictures

Anacondas don't ...
By: HoboXGaurdian. on 07 Oct 08, 17:42:54
Anacondas don't have venom.

Very cool vid!
By: maarakailet1. on 05 Oct 08, 17:28:46
Very cool vid!

what the heck!?
By: angel15chick. on 04 Oct 08, 17:50:25
what the heck!?

dude so gross
By: AMkoreann. on 29 Sep 08, 16:12:51
dude so gross

u r a loser tool ...
By: jettman888. on 28 Sep 08, 22:55:20
u r a loser tool fuken coksmokin ass likin dik head fukfaced ass lipped kokgobbling inbred homofuka

omg that looked ...
By: alvaradomaria. on 27 Sep 08, 13:00:18
omg that looked nasty

i like snakes, ...
By: techno2u. on 24 Sep 08, 03:22:51
i like snakes, think there cool, but the problem is tht i am afraid of them xD

all piranha deserve ...
By: dodgeram2500fan. on 23 Sep 08, 10:32:39
all piranha deserve death.

People with a vast ...
By: joannlovespiano. on 21 Sep 08, 15:25:46
People with a vast amount of stupidity are those who fear snakes. Those with unlimited amount of hate torwards an animal with vibrant flowing beauty should simply disappear as no one cares if you hate snakes! I don't like you idiots either! But I like the snake she's pretty nice on the eyes wow live birth never looked so good. *Blush*

snakes are awesome ...
By: juggalettebloodcount. on 18 Sep 08, 18:47:26
snakes are awesome fuck ur opinion

I hate snakes. Kill ...
By: Inmate527. on 17 Sep 08, 14:07:30
I hate snakes. Kill them kill them!

weird o.O lol thx
By: eddie2593. on 14 Sep 08, 03:24:35
weird o.O lol thx

no most lay eggs ...
By: FerrilEwok. on 13 Sep 08, 18:25:02
no most lay eggs but anaconda's give live birth like us

same as we do ...
By: FerrilEwok. on 13 Sep 08, 18:24:42
same as we do pretty much.. they've developed a uteris (SP)

read Don't laugh at ...
By: gbernatchez. on 13 Sep 08, 11:13:22
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lol hes like ey ...
By: delta2zer0. on 12 Sep 08, 14:29:26
lol hes like ey arent you the dude who tried to eat me when i was still small FUCK YOU! GULP !

r snakes asexual?
By: eddie2593. on 11 Sep 08, 11:31:18
r snakes asexual?

Conditions of life
By: Kuwaiti55. on 10 Sep 08, 17:50:06
Conditions of life

if anaconda's can ...
By: superrootbeer197. on 06 Sep 08, 21:55:36
if anaconda's can gif birth how do they do it?

i know thats ...
By: randhawa72. on 05 Sep 08, 22:34:06
i know thats fucking funny hahahahahahah

'Sometime she might ...
By: QiQiXiang. on 05 Sep 08, 20:14:42
'Sometime she might taste a live one... Ooops sorry, sorry' LOL thats too funny!!

tsk tsk tsk...bad ...
By: XxZaShLeYoBsEsSeDxX. on 01 Sep 08, 21:13:06
tsk tsk tsk...bad snaky..they actually eat their own babies O_O

0:49 "Whoops ha ah ...
By: PokeMan995. on 31 Aug 08, 09:27:33
0:49 "Whoops ha ah sorry sorry" lol I just watched the first movie... Not scary but creepy... It was good though:)

Jaguar vs Anaconda..
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Jaguar vs Anaconda. Jaguar kills the anaconda..

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actually a lot of ...
By: colonelferret. on 05 Oct 08, 22:25:40
actually a lot of documentaries from this era were rigged, but idk about this one specifically...

Dont mess with a cat
By: AlcamolXl. on 05 Oct 08, 20:33:13
Dont mess with a cat

FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwcallto. on 05 Oct 08, 19:28:42
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Their cubs were in ...
By: krampus1. on 05 Oct 08, 16:17:53
Their cubs were in danger

Why didnt you post ...
By: fretforyourlife. on 05 Oct 08, 11:39:54
Why didnt you post it on youtube...I really would like to see you beat up an anaconda again!!PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!

roflmao at putting ...
By: springbokk4life. on 05 Oct 08, 11:11:32
roflmao at putting a submission on an anaconda...flipgrr23 thats either a funny ass joke or the dummest thing you have ever said.

damn hellishly cute ...
By: restage. on 05 Oct 08, 10:42:46
damn hellishly cute the jaguar^^

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By: loudobbs1985. on 05 Oct 08, 06:56:49
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they kill for fun?!?
By: Cantona1893. on 05 Oct 08, 05:41:31
they kill for fun?!?

MADAME SARKOZY
By: madamesarkozy. on 05 Oct 08, 02:23:55
MADAME SARKOZY

FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: honmdm. on 05 Oct 08, 02:05:51
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FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwcallto. on 05 Oct 08, 00:16:20
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flipgrr23 ur full ...
By: fummble. on 04 Oct 08, 15:44:54
flipgrr23 ur full of it. anacinda will eat u in 1 gulp.

haha i really want ...
By: blitzkrieg1890. on 04 Oct 08, 11:56:17
haha i really want to

if Chuck Norris ...
By: Ferultra. on 04 Oct 08, 11:23:09
if Chuck Norris would be a jaguar, then the anaconda would have drop dead.

wow..fearless ...
By: frhanz13. on 04 Oct 08, 08:14:24
wow..fearless jaguar.. he dont even deffend hisself. poor snake he jsut do deffence no attack..

did you see in the ...
By: pokerace420. on 04 Oct 08, 01:48:38
did you see in the beginning when he couldnt pull him then all of a sudden the snake is propped up on a log and the jaguar is rolling him away that shit is rigged watch at 155 where did the log come from and why couldnt the jaguar pull it in the beginning then its out of water that crock vs jaguar video is rigged to a jaguar cannt beat a anaconda or crocodile

if chuck norris was ...
By: LeafsNation4. on 03 Oct 08, 18:10:24
if chuck norris was an animal he would be a jaguar.

jaguars know no ...
By: bretert. on 03 Oct 08, 14:11:37
jaguars know no FEAR :O

great vid 5 stars
By: furayyan. on 03 Oct 08, 13:46:22
great vid 5 stars

dang...
By: sapphirepaula. on 03 Oct 08, 11:48:02
dang...

yeah, an anaconda ...
By: flipgrr23. on 03 Oct 08, 03:38:53
yeah, an anaconda tried to kill me but i full beat it up and knocked it out i also put a submission on it

for real..... ...
By: bigarrow40. on 02 Oct 08, 19:13:14
for real.....anaconda was squirming around for its life

jaguar kicked ASS!!
By: polairis924. on 02 Oct 08, 19:07:03
jaguar kicked ASS!!

woot go mammels
By: colinrulez10. on 02 Oct 08, 16:09:48
woot go mammels

Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite
Posted by: NationalGeographic

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How do you survive an anaconda bite?
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Win!
By: bartybaby. on 02 Oct 08, 21:45:44
Win!

just use rubbing ...
By: thdasnakeguy. on 01 Oct 08, 17:09:14
just use rubbing alchol

You may survive a ...
By: iTony19. on 29 Sep 08, 20:07:39
You may survive a bite but what would you do when it coils all around you and crush the living hell out of you? o_O

it can eat things ...
By: ilikemyexoticpets. on 29 Sep 08, 08:55:52
it can eat things the size of dogs? it can eat things a loooot bigger than dogs. for example caimens.

what the hell.. LOL ...
By: ExiledProduction. on 26 Sep 08, 18:35:46
what the hell.. LOL! +1

ROFL WTF
By: brokendoll13. on 24 Sep 08, 14:34:48
ROFL WTF

LOL "cut its head ...
By: staragsj. on 23 Sep 08, 18:27:49
LOL "cut its head off and make a belt" LMAO id kick the shit out of the snake and kill its family before its eyes so it didnt have a reason to live and it would tell his snake friends who would fear me and every month id come back to kick the shit out of another snake

oh and no surprise ...
By: grahmcrackers. on 23 Sep 08, 16:18:54
oh and no surprise the guys name is "Jesus"

D!!!! cut its ...
By: grahmcrackers. on 23 Sep 08, 16:18:34
D!!!! cut its head off and make me a new belt!! =D

if it freaks you ...
By: yesiamdaz. on 22 Sep 08, 22:06:44
if it freaks you then fucking shut up...

So basically unless ...
By: thenameofdoom. on 22 Sep 08, 16:06:05
So basically unless you have a crew of big strong guys handy who can help, you're fucked. Have I got that right? Am I missing something?

theye are longer, ...
By: gorockgo123. on 22 Sep 08, 15:41:36
theye are longer, anacondas are thick(heavy)

i wat cut its head ...
By: antbisbig. on 21 Sep 08, 07:02:02
i wat cut its head off

lmfao.........what ...
By: mrarbuckle69. on 20 Sep 08, 15:55:47
lmfao.........what a tool..

retics are the ...
By: sonofchaotica. on 20 Sep 08, 13:40:13
retics are the longest but anacondas are the heaviest which is what the "Largest" is judged by for snakes

an anaconda is not ...
By: fjtrkdjffg. on 20 Sep 08, 10:42:46
an anaconda is not the largest snake a reticulated python is.

A few years ago, ...
By: WAHZGOOD. on 19 Sep 08, 15:33:33
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at? 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME

So if it bites some ...
By: Makaaka. on 19 Sep 08, 08:17:37
So if it bites some poor guy on his wang while he's relieving himself he has to put it in further? What if he is at the full extent? "I can't push anymore Captain~"

is it bites you on ...
By: shanedaniel25. on 18 Sep 08, 18:48:22
is it bites you on the arm ... then it looks like your having anaconda for dinner XD

what a job.
By: gunz772. on 18 Sep 08, 15:32:51
what a job.

what if it bit you ...
By: MrJesus666. on 18 Sep 08, 05:02:56
what if it bit you on the arm?

i would have killed ...
By: shadowscar. on 18 Sep 08, 00:59:42
i would have killed it.. lawl

lol
By: McFly37. on 17 Sep 08, 11:40:12
lol

These stupid ...
By: dalotel. on 16 Sep 08, 22:14:07
These stupid village idiots deserve to be bit.

Never wrestle it to ...
By: johnnyramma. on 16 Sep 08, 21:54:03
Never wrestle it to begin with.lol

Crocodile vs anaconda - BBC wildlife
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Snake versus crocodile! The world's largest rodent, the capibara, roams the Amazon jungle and attracts fierce predators such as the crocodile and the anaconda. From the BBC.

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crap video, ...
By: stuartref87. on 21 Sep 08, 02:25:35
crap video, misleading name.

thats nasty
By: Yehan44surreal. on 19 Sep 08, 15:50:46
thats nasty

Cool video, but 1 ...
By: gwhipdj. on 19 Sep 08, 11:51:50
Cool video, but 1 star because of extremely misleading name. I watched it looking for a battle between 2 great reptiles and got to see a croc eat a big rodent...

it sure did catch a ...
By: baolinh111. on 14 Sep 08, 01:55:12
it sure did catch a lot of our attentions, gay video

i guess im stupid. ...
By: Equanox214. on 13 Sep 08, 17:05:33
i guess im stupid. i expected them to fight over the food

i hate u
By: fuzziewinkle. on 11 Sep 08, 04:38:59
i hate u

it look like your ...
By: prozzak2006. on 15 Aug 08, 11:39:35
it look like your MOM

THIS IS THE ...
By: ShaisChannel. on 01 Aug 08, 13:39:41
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy? and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours

did the anaconda ...
By: starwarsgalactia. on 01 Aug 08, 01:49:15
did the anaconda actually catch anything?

muito legal esse ...
By: JhonathanG3. on 25 May 08, 20:04:08
muito legal esse video da um medo rsrs

omg!!!! this is the ...
By: pinkxxsuperstar. on 09 May 08, 13:12:58
omg!!!! this is the animal thhat was in 2 of my dreams!!! i was in bed and it was a statue and i touched it and it cae to life and started talking and casing me

lmao
By: kevinagain. on 06 Mar 08, 15:33:32
lmao

Wow, this is quite ...
By: CherryTheStaffy. on 26 Dec 07, 17:04:07
Wow, this is quite amazing! I love watching natureshows, and I do love nature.

thats a caiman not ...
By: SpywareHater. on 20 Dec 07, 18:30:33
thats a caiman not crocodile

hey look its ...
By: 42343214234. on 20 Dec 07, 14:45:07
hey look its britany spears

boring
By: FlashbagNL. on 20 Dec 07, 07:07:19
boring

run forrest run!
By: JVM410. on 20 Dec 07, 05:13:44
run forrest run!

capibara damn ugly
By: rbiro77. on 20 Dec 07, 01:44:50
capibara damn ugly

truh that why i ...
By: ingridgott. on 19 Dec 07, 20:56:03
truh that why i have such a facination with anaconda

that is how it ...
By: ingridgott. on 19 Dec 07, 20:55:11
that is how it looks like a big hamster is vegetarian your coment is so good i am going to used with torist know .

is a roedor family ...
By: ingridgott. on 19 Dec 07, 20:53:26
is a roedor family of rats run maybe because they can bite

did you know that ...
By: ingridgott. on 19 Dec 07, 20:52:37
did you know that we eat capibara?? well when i go to the jungle i do as roedors they produced very fast so when i get offer some capibara i eat and when i get ofer caiman i eat,anaconda i will heat to eat because i love them ,locals are very scare of the anaconda some called it the darness they say eats children . la oscurana

no 11
By: jaydog207. on 19 Dec 07, 18:51:13
no 11

How old are you Ten?
By: SPANG444. on 19 Dec 07, 17:45:03
How old are you Ten?

Aww, I wanted to ...
By: byuen96. on 18 Dec 07, 20:56:23
Aww, I wanted to see the anaconda eat it. Oh well, that was still pretty awesome.

$Trailer Movie \"Anaconda\"$

Trailer Movie "Anaconda"
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Anaconda Movie Trailer

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You've gotta be ...
By: BravesFan4Life18. on 19 Sep 08, 18:05:52
You've gotta be kidding me...

A sort of "Jaws" ...
By: lucifersam01. on 03 Sep 08, 11:12:08
A sort of "Jaws" but snake version (and of course less indeed !), but not a bad movie. There are good effects. It's not THE movie of the year, but it's a good entertaiment.

love this movie. ...
By: ShadowIsFreakinHawt. on 02 Sep 08, 09:21:41
love this movie. watched it a couple nights ago

rofl good one
By: mythdragon33. on 31 Aug 08, 02:16:12
rofl good one

this was my fav ...
By: thegirlnextdoor215. on 30 Aug 08, 23:58:36
this was my fav movie when i was little im twelve so idk how old i was when i first watched this

ice cube is in this!
By: nsanson10. on 29 Aug 08, 20:31:12
ice cube is in this!

this movie was ...
By: gingerguesswho. on 15 Aug 08, 10:01:08
this movie was filmed in chuck norris' pants

Who is that ...
By: bigman671. on 08 Aug 08, 04:11:43
Who is that beautiful girl with red hair?

i think i saw this ...
By: imhellsmexyone. on 30 Jul 08, 07:43:46
i think i saw this movie once!

yo i saw anaconda 3 ...
By: greenfatman. on 29 Jul 08, 01:19:48
yo i saw anaconda 3 that one giant snake

Look out for ...
By: JOELFOSTERX. on 22 Jul 08, 10:54:25
Look out for ANACONDA 3, its on the SCI FI Channel and stars David Hasselhoff

no way, i thought ...
By: sampsan1. on 18 Jul 08, 09:52:02
no way, i thought anacondas 2 was silly, but still miles better than this one. plus anacondas 2 was from the writers of robocop

i love this movie
By: HCOchickk13. on 09 Jul 08, 15:59:22
i love this movie

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY ...
By: trvius. on 08 Jul 08, 11:08:36
LITTLE TORTILLA BOY....

Ice Cube!!!
By: crazydigger7. on 06 Jul 08, 03:17:32
Ice Cube!!!

gnda nmn
By: kenbanal. on 02 Jul 08, 16:09:03
gnda nmn

the snake looked ...
By: george319. on 27 Jun 08, 21:30:51
the snake looked too phoney but jon voight was good

iv heard that the ...
By: henrikja. on 21 Jun 08, 09:12:59
iv heard that the biggest anaconda what there is proofs of is 18 meters or something. and even that is HUGE. but there is also been told that somepeople have seen anas that is even 35 TO 40 METERS. its moslty by native indian stories as u propably know anacondas lives in south america. but at that that is 35-40 there is no proofs.

thats the second ...
By: ToyPlains. on 12 Jun 08, 13:21:13
thats the second one. this is first

if anyone wants to ...
By: ToyPlains. on 12 Jun 08, 13:14:33
if anyone wants to see the movie, lector0003 is puttin it on :)

this movie is at ...
By: ToyPlains. on 12 Jun 08, 13:08:08
this movie is at least better than the 2nd. that one was just copying this one.

I saw this trailer ...
By: CpJaxdaxter. on 08 Jun 08, 08:11:43
I saw this trailer once.Theres one part where one guys singing the jaws song and he gets taken by anaconda

...That`s messed up ...
By: Fallfly123. on 30 May 08, 15:14:40
...That`s messed up...

the trailer good ...
By: killakosh118. on 30 May 08, 05:17:46
the trailer good but movie is shit

it is good movie... ...
By: rocxy11rox1. on 26 May 08, 04:19:14
it is good movie..........

Anaconda attacks dog
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Giant anaconda attacks dog

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FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwscallme. on 09 Oct 08, 22:38:38
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!! Go to this website... frexis.*com/PCTV19.html (DELETE the *) check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.

well they killed ...
By: merkfighter. on 09 Oct 08, 22:37:26
well they killed the snake , looks like the dog went free

i would fuckin kill ...
By: adrianek1515. on 09 Oct 08, 17:30:49
i would fuckin kill this anaconda, i hate fuckin snakes !!!

the story is that ...
By: manzanaresantonio. on 09 Oct 08, 14:06:06
the story is that there was a kid close to the water, the kid was attacked by the snake, the dogs tried to save the kid and one of them took a bite at the snake, and the snake left the kid and decided to go for the dog, the locals heard the dogs barking and went to save the dog. natural selection most humans would kill that snake to save men's best friend, the two dogs were heroes, because without the two dogs the kid would've been killed!

if that freaking ...
By: VideoUploaderr. on 09 Oct 08, 13:41:25
if that freaking anaconda would attack my dog! if would shoot that freaking anaconda is his head! with my shotgun!

Psychology is ...
By: pepezkakap. on 09 Oct 08, 12:47:07
Psychology is psychology, you can't mix it with nature. That's called natural selection. The weak species will then die. Don't intervene with the nature.

what happened?! did ...
By: smiffypop333. on 09 Oct 08, 11:48:32
what happened?! did the dog die or the anaconder. man i hope it was the snake. awnser me please.

omfg they killed it ...
By: caconxXx. on 08 Oct 08, 20:11:51
omfg they killed it... omg it sucks!

why would u fix ...
By: caconxXx. on 08 Oct 08, 20:10:46
why would u fix that its just nature man is invading animal natural habitat..

Nothing a rusty ...
By: bucksatan1. on 07 Oct 08, 21:43:42
Nothing a rusty machete cant fix.

i have two dogs, i ...
By: manzanaresantonio. on 07 Oct 08, 17:25:34
i have two dogs, i just lost my 200lbs saint bernard dog, and believe me it hurt me so bad that i was so depressed and couldn't eat for two days,i felt like if my son died. i love my dogs with all my heart, if some other animal like this anaconda is trying to hurt one of my dogs i would kill it too, WELCOME TO INSTINCT AND PSYCHOLOGY GUYS!

lol
By: fr33atesickz. on 07 Oct 08, 08:27:41
lol

kill the fucking ...
By: grillE933. on 06 Oct 08, 16:15:06
kill the fucking anaconda

T~T
By: fooy3000044. on 06 Oct 08, 15:59:10
T~T

:( :( :( :( poor dog
By: tomhackett. on 06 Oct 08, 15:00:04
:( :( :( :( poor dog

stupid fucking dog!
By: Nikolaevv. on 06 Oct 08, 09:58:05
stupid fucking dog!

damn its huge! and ...
By: Skarven9. on 06 Oct 08, 07:54:49
damn its huge! and they try to rescue a dog! what about the man!

you're retard
By: rbdoom. on 06 Oct 08, 03:57:43
you're retard

it is also nature ...
By: WooDy2191. on 05 Oct 08, 16:53:26
it is also nature that the family of the animal to protect it the people are like the dogs family so of course they are going to save it and by any means possible if it was your pet in that position what would you do!? i dont know about you but if something attacked my dog like that i would use everything to save my dog. so yeh honestly it does mean killing the other animal those people where only doing what is in their nature like us to protect a family memeber from a threat!

snakes need to eat ...
By: MentalTelepethy. on 05 Oct 08, 15:11:12
snakes need to eat to.. so do dogs- that dog was just trying to kill the baby for food what do u think? "OMG THE BABIES IN DANGER-BODY SLAM"

|: Bad quality
By: Cylindermatch. on 05 Oct 08, 13:12:01
|: Bad quality

kill the fucking ...
By: lewisfrost123. on 05 Oct 08, 06:11:48
kill the fucking snake and save the dog!!! :(:(:( poor doggy

saving your animail ...
By: fightefx. on 05 Oct 08, 05:11:33
saving your animail is allways correkt

what the hell guys, ...
By: kronlc. on 05 Oct 08, 00:52:24
what the hell guys, the snake is worth more then the dog, leave it

that big snake ...
By: alvinsmithlover. on 04 Oct 08, 13:46:11
that big snake living with humans, is very dangerous. i think it wasn't best for them to kill it. but how are they going to move it? with out the snake attacking them.

Anaconda vs Crocodile (Caiman) Anaconda is the winner.
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Anaconda vs Crocodile (Caiman) Anaconda is the winner. Anaconda devours the Caiman.

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the anaconda or ...
By: satmtca. on 21 Sep 08, 07:07:34
the anaconda or snake is the king of wresting

awesome
By: JOHNCENAROX25. on 20 Sep 08, 21:32:03
awesome

nastyyyyy
By: oglokester1. on 20 Sep 08, 20:14:56
nastyyyyy

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i ...
By: guitargal595. on 20 Sep 08, 07:32:50
ahhhhhhhhhhhh i GROSS

FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwscallfo. on 19 Sep 08, 21:44:50
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i prefer to watch ...
By: 11290427. on 19 Sep 08, 01:40:42
i prefer to watch anaconda VS caiman...

FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwscalldo. on 18 Sep 08, 19:02:07
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!! Go to this website... frexis.*com/PCTV19.html (DELETE the *) check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.

Thats a young ...
By: xcefe3x. on 18 Sep 08, 00:28:52
Thats a young caiman -.-

Ummm Yummy... im ...
By: BlackSatanicGoat. on 13 Sep 08, 16:58:33
Ummm Yummy... im hungry now

You need to win a ...
By: Binochy77. on 12 Sep 08, 19:40:18
You need to win a war

Ej no co tu ...
By: 13ZW10. on 12 Sep 08, 04:12:14
Ej no co tu porownywac kajman 1.5m anakonda 5m jakby to byl krokodyl slonowodny to by go nie zabila bo krokodyl slonowodny moze osiagnac 6.5m z czego glowa to 1.2m

Wow...gluttony..xD
By: iiche. on 10 Sep 08, 16:40:15
Wow...gluttony..xD

bien bien
By: LAFLORDARK69. on 09 Sep 08, 17:00:41
bien bien

I agree, Crocodiles ...
By: TimeGod12. on 09 Sep 08, 14:47:49
I agree, Crocodiles are called the king of predators by national geographic channel and are most strongest creatures on earth. This caiman is prolly young and hasnt grown to full size.

he needs a bath ...
By: tripstahz. on 08 Sep 08, 16:59:31
he needs a bath he's covered in fleas!

it can be swallowed ...
By: yukitong88. on 08 Sep 08, 12:32:53
it can be swallowed. and it's a caiman

no that croc was ...
By: youishomo. on 08 Sep 08, 01:17:09
no that croc was not fully grown

ape vs bear!
By: ilikefox34. on 08 Sep 08, 01:11:28
ape vs bear!

This is not a ...
By: Realodell. on 07 Sep 08, 10:37:29
This is not a crocodile! This is a young Caiman. Caimans can grow up to 5 meters in length. This one is only 2 meters. Why is the person so stupid who published this? You Americans need to upgrade your education system!

What.. in the name ...
By: EhtYlno. on 06 Sep 08, 20:49:23
What.. in the name of.. i thought the croc is invincible, thats disgusting unbelievable, is that graphics or somethin'.. CROC SWALLOWED ..IMPOSSIBLE

Snake vs Shark
By: 123tna321. on 06 Sep 08, 19:48:26
Snake vs Shark

i'd like to see ...
By: MrSosa. on 06 Sep 08, 18:08:36
i'd like to see that anaconda take on the caiman's australian cousin: mr saltwater .... :-)

that anaconda can ...
By: harlemking24. on 05 Sep 08, 21:33:35
that anaconda can swallow!, but i bet it still cant fit my dick in its mouth thou =D

I guess snakes ...
By: battletoads22. on 05 Sep 08, 08:55:49
I guess snakes don't have a gag-reflex, eh?

poor croc
By: Srbija289. on 05 Sep 08, 03:11:49
poor croc

Man wrestles huge anaconda
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We interrupt a huge female anaconda being mated and wrestle it into submission

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OMFG they dont even ...
By: Twilighterfan147. on 21 Sep 08, 18:32:09
OMFG they dont even think about how those snakes would have been feeling ... ;(

srbija289 is right. ...
By: amoghthegamer. on 21 Sep 08, 11:35:17
srbija289 is right. KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING ANACONDAS! THEY ARE DANGEROUS! KILL THEM ALL!

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What is that, some ...
By: totalwombatfan. on 13 Sep 08, 20:11:55
What is that, some kind of a game? Who can hold the biggest snake? Did you ever THINK about how the snake might have been feeling? It would have been just as scared as you, or more!

wrong. the snake ...
By: drepop803. on 13 Sep 08, 19:08:22
wrong. the snake would try to run away in fear before it tries to kill anyone.

why? let me guess ...
By: drepop803. on 13 Sep 08, 19:07:34
why? let me guess you love animals except dangerous ones? wussy.

OMG WHAT AN ASS
By: OrchestraAnGeL18. on 07 Sep 08, 10:24:24
OMG WHAT AN ASS

sucker
By: chathura81. on 06 Sep 08, 11:12:55
sucker

Fuck you hippy! ...
By: TheShadowUnion. on 06 Sep 08, 08:26:28
Fuck you hippy! That snake wouldnt think twice about killing you, and neither would i!

shoulda killed it ...
By: Srbija289. on 05 Sep 08, 03:08:26
shoulda killed it on the spot, dont let these things live.

shame the snake ...
By: CPTcripp. on 04 Sep 08, 11:52:45
shame the snake didnt get him leave them alone....

you're so stupid... ...
By: gaiamaddalena. on 02 Sep 08, 13:08:09
you're so stupid.... let animals live in peace.

ASSHOLES what the ...
By: Apaxmahir. on 02 Sep 08, 10:27:41
ASSHOLES what the fuck are you doing just leave them it looks like you are just raping them around fagits!!

ha ha i hope the ...
By: moonlite11942. on 02 Sep 08, 05:36:44
ha ha i hope the next time they fuck wit a snake it chokes the blood out there throat bastards

wrestle my anaconda.
By: keewatinboy. on 02 Sep 08, 01:39:14
wrestle my anaconda.

ass holes!
By: teotibi. on 31 Aug 08, 10:33:38
ass holes!

Yeah, even two of ...
By: BurningChimaera. on 30 Aug 08, 08:45:21
Yeah, even two of them had trouble holding it. The snake almost had him 53 seconds.

wtf are they doing?
By: belantan. on 28 Aug 08, 13:46:01
wtf are they doing?

ass holes
By: chareles12. on 28 Aug 08, 08:07:48
ass holes

Yeah....one way of ...
By: ariel671. on 27 Aug 08, 22:26:56
Yeah....one way of helping the guy was throwing the other snake right next to him. Retarded people. Leave the snakes alone!

let them mate you ...
By: jeshalou. on 27 Aug 08, 05:13:05
let them mate you stupid aliens

that is so cruel u ...
By: HaloPro911. on 26 Aug 08, 17:40:06
that is so cruel u dumfuc*ers, snakes are the best animals and u try to wrestle them LOL, if u were the only one there that snake would have owned u(DINNER)

Thats cruel. They ...
By: danidipster. on 26 Aug 08, 14:06:05
Thats cruel. They shouldnt do that. I can't believe the snake didn't kill the guy. He deserved it, poor thing wasn't doing anything.

Sooo, why the fuck ...
By: jhanusproject. on 24 Aug 08, 05:41:55
Sooo, why the fuck are they dragging it around,I would rather see this idiots dragged around, probably it would be more fun, at least to me.

WOW!!! AWESOME!!! ...
By: nnhangmasiptungkha. on 24 Aug 08, 00:00:34
WOW!!! AWESOME!!! So Big Anaconda!!!

The Green Anaconda Song
Posted by: squetch

Video duration: 171 seconds
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Directed by Bernard Derriman
Animated by Andrew Collins, Lily Dell and Ian Harrowell.
From the upcoming series, Big Green Rabbi

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lolz
By: bamboobow. on 20 Sep 08, 12:32:00
lolz

ahahaahha :D!
By: giantcrayonpillow. on 19 Sep 08, 16:25:44
ahahaahha :D!

O.o
By: gardengnome41341. on 16 Sep 08, 18:37:19
O.o

lol, still giggling
By: vanillaicecreambaby. on 14 Sep 08, 03:39:13
lol, still giggling

why do the mice ...
By: rockydogrox. on 13 Sep 08, 16:42:26
why do the mice have masks?

PLEASE DONT READ ...
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The aconda is ...
By: Waddles8888. on 12 Sep 08, 18:18:15
The aconda is really pissed

green anaconda omg! ...
By: bobmann8909. on 12 Sep 08, 14:31:02
green anaconda omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this song

This is amazing(:
By: Panduhlovesher. on 07 Sep 08, 18:58:57
This is amazing(:

Great one...
By: Aozame. on 05 Sep 08, 19:38:07
Great one...

I think you have ...
By: Dell783. on 05 Sep 08, 15:46:22
I think you have something here......gotta market these.....do a collection of jungle animals....farm....zoo....etc. My 18month old loves them.....Anaconda and dinosaur song are the favorite...and now he is saying both words.....There is something very special here.....run with it!

Decent song, great ...
By: Rosseh1. on 04 Sep 08, 07:30:56
Decent song, great animation. Really liked it.

this is hilarious...
By: Rickirec. on 04 Sep 08, 05:13:30
this is hilarious...

My 4yr old loves ...
By: whynotb7. on 02 Sep 08, 16:37:04
My 4yr old loves this she says thank you for posting.

Apparently the rats ...
By: woofer0doofer. on 02 Sep 08, 13:29:20
Apparently the rats are involved in a thanatos-centered cult, much like some Christians think they can handle snakes and some Muslims think they can eat dates and be immune to poison. The "x" and "o" refer to the child's game of tic-tac-toe, because one of them may get eaten first or second but it really doesn't matter because life is about futility and suffering.

rofl, your so ...
By: SupraSerenity. on 27 Aug 08, 14:52:02
rofl, your so fucking amazing.

i bet u would die ...
By: itsmorgan10. on 25 Aug 08, 19:29:46
i bet u would die laughing if u were high...

the snake got so ...
By: fuxxyproductions. on 24 Aug 08, 19:01:02
the snake got so pised at the rats lol

fuck the rats fuck ...
By: vmj1000. on 23 Aug 08, 08:23:24
fuck the rats fuck you shit crap rats. vmj1000

My 4 mth old loves ...
By: noroomattheinn. on 21 Aug 08, 18:34:26
My 4 mth old loves this. The iguana song is his second fav. Really good. Love the rat things.

Those rat things ...
By: noodlemuffin7. on 20 Aug 08, 17:27:20
Those rat things are....interesting...

this is the bestest ...
By: cRaPtAsTiCCinco. on 18 Aug 08, 18:08:06
this is the bestest song eva i want it as a ringtone lol its spectacular!!!!!!!!!!

seriously the best ...
By: dragancer. on 16 Aug 08, 11:31:53
seriously the best video on youtube

really funny...my ...
By: lasya4you. on 15 Aug 08, 21:15:47
really funny...my kid was laghing for a while and eat food in no time...thanks!

poor anaconda, they ...
By: titim12. on 15 Aug 08, 01:41:18
poor anaconda, they won't leave him alone, lol

Anaconda crushing force at 90psi?
Posted by: RoyalPanthera

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Is this true?

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ne y?lan ama be:))
By: DreamsLorD. on 21 Sep 08, 16:48:09
ne y?lan ama be:))

stupid duck u ...
By: jimmyluc. on 21 Sep 08, 12:26:36
stupid duck u should have moved!

They're both ...
By: Skinzfan82. on 21 Sep 08, 09:05:51
They're both animals. There is no honor in the animal kingdom. Just prey and predators.

Shut your dumbass ...
By: georgeofthejungle99. on 21 Sep 08, 07:27:19
Shut your dumbass up you piece of cock. It's a fucking animal, what does it know about honor. Bitch you don't even know what an honor is if you're picking on an animal. To have honor you would need respect and dignity. You don't have none of that shit. You are just an ignorant little American kid. I would say the duck has more honor than your little kinky ass. Go to school kid. Get your education, stop being so ignorant.

pair a duck with a ...
By: whipper0. on 21 Sep 08, 01:29:46
pair a duck with a goldfish then we will see who has the honor!

ducks dont really ...
By: KingJM85. on 20 Sep 08, 11:13:33
ducks dont really have honor you ignorant sack of shit. They're just ducks!

um its a duck. they ...
By: KingJM85. on 20 Sep 08, 11:12:40
um its a duck. they arent the brightest things in the world.

its a fucking duck ...
By: creon5. on 20 Sep 08, 09:14:26
its a fucking duck and a snake. what the fuck you on about!!??! "the duck has no honour" shut up!

damn
By: jetstorm22. on 19 Sep 08, 23:21:59
damn

The Duck needs to ...
By: Rvdecwthug. on 19 Sep 08, 22:12:13
The Duck needs to learn how to have honor and the Snake at least fought for it's honor. the snake knows what honor means The dumb duck definality is very clueless about what it is like to have honor and to fight with honor

Yeah I called the ...
By: Rvdecwthug. on 19 Sep 08, 19:49:20
Yeah I called the duck a coward, it is a worthless coward

fuck u snakes are ...
By: av3ng3r666. on 19 Sep 08, 18:09:48
fuck u snakes are kick ass

remind me not to go ...
By: 123Najjar123. on 19 Sep 08, 17:14:06
remind me not to go to the amazon.

holy
By: xXroflcoryXx. on 19 Sep 08, 15:52:59
holy

did someone call a ...
By: marleyzx. on 19 Sep 08, 09:21:26
did someone call a duck a coward? LOL!

ok............freak ...
By: alvinsmithlover. on 18 Sep 08, 21:56:35
ok............freak leave me alone now.

No not at all Just ...
By: akaneo69. on 18 Sep 08, 21:41:41
No not at all Just saying if your going to mouth somebody off use things that might actually be taken offense to, anybody can run there mouth talking shit. But then again everybody is entitled to there own opinion, I mean no offense just stating a point.

you wanna pick a ...
By: alvinsmithlover. on 18 Sep 08, 19:27:28
you wanna pick a fight to ass whole.? go die somewhere..........no one cares what you think, leave me alone!...............

Are you saying ...
By: akaneo69. on 18 Sep 08, 16:27:41
Are you saying something back to him or is it just continues swearing like seriously you maybe got 5 words out of that hole entire paragraph that makes sense good job.

Fuck that stupid ...
By: Rvdecwthug. on 18 Sep 08, 11:21:05
Fuck that stupid duck, it is a coward and deserved to die!!!!

yeah..least i dont ...
By: alvinsmithlover. on 17 Sep 08, 15:29:31
yeah..least i dont look up to someone who paints his face. and you dont have a life. and theirs more picture of chris crocker on your dame profile lol............. and you playing football.......lolahahahahaha wahhahaw.e dont comment me back fucking loser...go to your wannabe foot ball practice.

anyway , the " ...
By: DiscipleKray. on 17 Sep 08, 14:41:14
anyway , the "lifeless" guy has to go to his football pratice, so why don't you stay on youtube watch that channel you are subscribed to ... Chris Chrocker, nice...

while you were ...
By: DiscipleKray. on 17 Sep 08, 14:38:30
while you were freaking out on your keyboard like any nerd internet kid would do. -Kray

looks like a angry ...
By: DiscipleKray. on 17 Sep 08, 14:38:01
looks like a angry kid just got totally confused. i could explain ? You don't know anything about me , what if everyone i know like me for what i worth, a good person and that i was totally not a bitch cause i don't remember being a prostitute anytime in my life, cause it never happend. Maybe the point is that you insulted me for no reason and that then you got out the great old kid's insults that you believe that made me angry or whatever

fuck you you peace ...
By: alvinsmithlover. on 17 Sep 08, 14:35:48
fuck you you peace of shit. no fucking likes you and don't comment me back you fucking retard. your fucking worthless.....no your not even worthless your fucking nothing.. and i can say all the shit i want bitch. are you going to stop me fucking freak...bet you have no life. and stop comment me back stupid fuck.

Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite
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Herpetologist Jesus Rivas gets bitten by a stubborn anaconda. How does he escape from the snake's powerful bite?
See All National Geographic Videos http://video.nationa lgeographic.com/vide o/?source=4001

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FUCK MAN I know. ...
By: mwcallto. on 02 Oct 08, 04:11:24
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FUCK MAN I know. ...
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oh so thats how you ...
By: ChrisVarick. on 28 Sep 08, 03:00:03
oh so thats how you do it.thanks for the advice!

If i had all those ...
By: jokeestir. on 23 Sep 08, 12:46:02
If i had all those people around me and i had to take care of it myself, i would have chopped off head of snake then kick eveyrones ass for just watching what i would do

That bite on the ...
By: Internesting. on 23 Sep 08, 11:36:57
That bite on the finger WAS DEADLY!!!

ya, i agree, i ...
By: borderline1988. on 23 Sep 08, 07:28:19
ya, i agree, i wouldve taken a gun and shot it like 50 times

are you serious?
By: MoOkS187. on 23 Sep 08, 02:35:32
are you serious?

FTL?
By: JFMatador. on 23 Sep 08, 01:14:26
FTL?

Simple! Kiss the ...
By: EclipsedSound. on 22 Sep 08, 18:17:36
Simple! Kiss the snake and hope it turns into a princess!

The anaconda it's ...
By: origingiratina. on 22 Sep 08, 16:52:39
The anaconda it's the largest snake in the world.

i would have chosen ...
By: megadeth22885. on 22 Sep 08, 12:18:06
i would have chosen D.. slice the head off, then open the mouth and take my hand out

Hahahaha ROFL hes ...
By: rastabori. on 20 Sep 08, 20:24:35
Hahahaha ROFL hes like hhaayy coño!!! Lmao

dont make out too ...
By: BIOPRODIGY. on 20 Sep 08, 10:00:03
dont make out too much in the garden

oh so thats what im ...
By: creon5. on 20 Sep 08, 09:11:26
oh so thats what im suposed to of done.. dam

Never need to know ...
By: a2davefan. on 20 Sep 08, 01:03:23
Never need to know FTL

i didn't understand.
By: utahkun. on 20 Sep 08, 00:41:53
i didn't understand.

survival guide for ...
By: bobthe1rd. on 19 Sep 08, 19:04:28
survival guide for garden snake bite: nothing1!!11111!!!!!!111!1!!11

because dogs aren't ...
By: stewpidvideos. on 19 Sep 08, 18:23:51
because dogs aren't in its region

did it die ? and ...
By: Evethemagnificent. on 19 Sep 08, 18:04:26
did it die ? and ouch

lol
By: cirre93. on 19 Sep 08, 12:17:19
lol

I can't wait to ...
By: P0LlCE. on 19 Sep 08, 01:13:01
I can't wait to excute the good tip!

why cant they just ...
By: ErrorCode97003. on 18 Sep 08, 19:49:18
why cant they just say it can eat a dog?

So when it's got ...
By: Shortstuffjo. on 18 Sep 08, 19:21:25
So when it's got hold of your head you push it in like the kid you never wanted?

D. Cut off its head
By: cchanderson. on 18 Sep 08, 19:13:07
D. Cut off its head

It might help to ...
By: SargonMan. on 18 Sep 08, 16:51:14
It might help to wear leather gloves too.

Anaconda eats hippo
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Large anaconda pukes out hippo. (Video edited with music)

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that shit is wrong ...
By: Pirata328. on 19 Sep 08, 19:36:39
that shit is wrong its like he was giving birth to it or something

the hippos lives in ...
By: tutenguis. on 19 Sep 08, 18:43:50
the hippos lives in africa and anacondas lives and South America, tell me how as it did the anaconda to eating a hippo ¿does anaconda travel across the Atlantic Ocean for a eating Hippo? Not what they eat this anaconda is a capivara is a giant rodent that lives in south america.

this was rewinded ...
By: lulinajim. on 18 Sep 08, 06:29:36
this was rewinded in my oppinion

holy shit fuck that ...
By: ginger0kid. on 18 Sep 08, 01:28:31
holy shit fuck that! i bet that snack felt like shit afterwards!

This song makes me ...
By: xstingrayx. on 17 Sep 08, 15:45:56
This song makes me unhappy and makes me want to beat the composer with a baton.

biting off more ...
By: jacobssandy. on 16 Sep 08, 22:52:00
biting off more than he can chew

i wish my mouth was ...
By: aznerd999. on 16 Sep 08, 19:19:51
i wish my mouth was that big

America? screw ...
By: atp6pac. on 16 Sep 08, 00:56:07
America? screw america i have no interest in america... i said south america lol

what the fukin fuck ...
By: steveaustin1982. on 15 Sep 08, 21:31:28
what the fukin fuck is this song its sounds like the devil song :p

Not true...they ...
By: mpaul1124. on 15 Sep 08, 17:35:37
Not true...they live in the amazon rainforest/

So, what makes you ...
By: volumptuous. on 15 Sep 08, 16:20:42
So, what makes you think this video was filmed in America?

lol
By: TerenceJoe. on 14 Sep 08, 17:58:24
lol

read description ...
By: scaredrawrscape. on 14 Sep 08, 17:07:58
read description dumb asses

thats not a hippo u ...
By: atp6pac. on 14 Sep 08, 12:13:15
thats not a hippo u idiots .. Hippos live in africa not south america lol ... its ok u guys are american, you dont know better

Hello! It's not ...
By: Farahmandini. on 13 Sep 08, 08:18:41
Hello! It's not eating it's throwing up. Incorrect naming.

ha..ha..
By: cromeart. on 12 Sep 08, 22:06:12
ha..ha..

Dude...
By: sweetoothxl. on 10 Sep 08, 16:51:14
Dude...

lol!!!!
By: xxWEINERxx. on 09 Sep 08, 15:13:29
lol!!!!

lol
By: lilsugadoll. on 08 Sep 08, 12:56:42
lol

Snakes are like ...
By: acidheadx. on 06 Sep 08, 15:34:14
Snakes are like vaginas they can stretch and swallow very big things

that is soooo ...
By: rommelandlori8179. on 05 Sep 08, 21:24:49
that is soooo creppy and disturbing..what if that was a person!!! I'm gonna go have nightmares now.

dio cane
By: alecereda. on 04 Sep 08, 10:16:49
dio cane

that is crazy
By: ughh11. on 04 Sep 08, 00:41:20
that is crazy

omg i saw the ...
By: chrisruler105. on 03 Sep 08, 14:09:17
omg i saw the hippos privats when it was coming out

omg thats amazing ...
By: LarsPeter50. on 03 Sep 08, 02:44:33
omg thats amazing but plz take that music away

Anaconda snake bites policemans arm
Posted by: whipper83

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A giant anaconda snake bites a policeman's arm in Brazil

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KILL THE SNAKE!
By: amoghthegamer. on 21 Sep 08, 11:41:09
KILL THE SNAKE!

anaconda doesnt ...
By: SaintsRow312. on 21 Sep 08, 08:07:11
anaconda doesnt have poison

oh my thats so ...
By: flamingdragonblue. on 18 Sep 08, 17:29:20
oh my thats so gonna leave a deady poison on his body

omfg the snake ...
By: brandoyopie. on 18 Sep 08, 13:44:47
omfg the snake bites again lol as soon as i got the first ones arm out i would back the fuck up lol

They should have ...
By: stargate1fan111. on 16 Sep 08, 04:13:03
They should have shot the stupid snake.

OMG!!!!! =S OMG OMG ...
By: xiaoryu. on 15 Sep 08, 00:38:07
OMG!!!!! =S OMG OMG OMG~~!!! aouuuuch!

lmao at the sound ...
By: andalore1989. on 13 Sep 08, 06:54:34
lmao at the sound he makes when he realises it has his arm, but that must have hurt when it chomped into his arm,ouch

BOOM. thats how US ...
By: JamesTheBlueWolf. on 01 Sep 08, 01:28:39
BOOM. thats how US cops handle dangerous situations.

yeah its harder ...
By: victor256in. on 30 Aug 08, 21:34:16
yeah its harder than beating up a 1000 pound black man who's carjacked a 500 dollar car.

I wonder how US ...
By: JinetedeApocalypsis. on 30 Aug 08, 07:56:49
I wonder how US cops would've handled an anaconda like that one hahahahahaha

Liar!!!!! If you ...
By: anastyb. on 28 Aug 08, 23:05:00
Liar!!!!! If you were there you would know more. Also WITH OUT hurting the snake NONE of you "professionals" have posted the snake keepers secret to get a snake off you.

oh my god! that is ...
By: vylainez. on 27 Aug 08, 11:29:22
oh my god! that is so scary! shit! they should have shot the damn snake!

owW!! that hurts!! ...
By: souichirokaiz. on 27 Aug 08, 05:51:07
owW!! that hurts!! my advice is just dnT meSs w/ that killing machine!!! u_u

thats a bullshit ...
By: robhalex. on 27 Aug 08, 00:12:02
thats a bullshit story, sorry but your blatantly lying. you probs just heard that story from someone else who heard it from a friend of a friend. make up your mind if its a he or a she!

and you below me ...
By: rgn1992. on 26 Aug 08, 18:59:52
and you below me shut up ,i am a snake keeper i keep them as a hobby and a passion and shooting it is just damn cruel it isnt gonna make it realease if anything it might even bite harder,and IMO if you look carefully its the police offircers fault he fucked his grip up ,the conda was only doing what is in its nature to do ,which is to defend itself,so you below dont tell people to shut it when what your talking about is animal cruelty

That was totally ...
By: lolypopgirl88. on 21 Aug 08, 13:02:44
That was totally wicked man and you below me SHUT UP SHOOTING ANIMALS IS FUN!! woot

for all of u idiots ...
By: w2dj595. on 18 Aug 08, 11:32:28
for all of u idiots who think just shoooting the damn thing is the solution ur wrong. it will just kill the snake it wont take those hooked teeth of of his arm!!!!!!!!!!

If they did that ...
By: MorwenIsilme. on 10 Aug 08, 01:13:26
If they did that the kid would surely not even had a chance to be saved.

I freakishly hate ...
By: walangk3. on 08 Aug 08, 02:45:18
I freakishly hate snakes cause once I went 2 thailand nd we stayed at dis village nd da nxt day later we herd a terrible newz lyk dis lil kid bout 5 hav been killed by an huge anaconda!!dat was soo sad..they said da snake wraped arund da kid nd swallowed her nd then went bak into da water, no-one was arund 2 save him but der was these kidz dat saw da whole thing but didn't do nuffin..terribly sad..

what a douchebag u ...
By: DaNeLovesHeineken. on 29 Jul 08, 13:53:26
what a douchebag u are

they shudve shot ...
By: kvyas2. on 26 Jul 08, 14:25:33
they shudve shot the damn snake in the face

Well, aren't you a ...
By: JohnACorp782. on 13 Jul 08, 22:19:20
Well, aren't you a great guy...idiot.

lol, deserve it you ...
By: pjholl. on 13 Jul 08, 08:23:49
lol, deserve it you fuckers

truthdarecommand i ...
By: callofpaul. on 12 Jul 08, 20:14:43
truthdarecommand i AGREE 100%

that cop is doind ...
By: shorty962. on 10 Jul 08, 15:28:29
that cop is doind his job they were only relocating the snake becouse it was in a town

Animal Fight - Jaguar vs Anaconda
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Good one. Jaguar fights on with Anaconda; bet how much hungry he might be

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do you know whats ...
By: PumaPumaPride. on 16 Sep 08, 09:07:33
do you know whats sad? This could possibly be set up on purpose. Wild life shows do it all the time.

'Panther' is used ...
By: nitroracerrc. on 10 Sep 08, 21:15:30
'Panther' is used to describe the Jaguar, Leopard, and even the Puma. The cat in question does not have to be melanistic. The rosettes on the other cat are clearly the markings of a Jaguar (2:59).

does this snake ...
By: krazipu. on 10 Sep 08, 06:48:38
does this snake have no head?

i think that is a ...
By: XxazidxX. on 08 Sep 08, 17:50:20
i think that is a panther not a jaguar

wow, thanks for ...
By: grendelee. on 04 Sep 08, 00:25:02
wow, thanks for that. i always kind of thought about it at the back of my mind, didnt really think it was that serious. its great how information can change your view on things?

I'm not just making ...
By: isgoodno. on 02 Sep 08, 10:40:44
I'm not just making this up. Google this: "Wild America, a TV series riddled with trickery" These jerks spent many many years commiting fraud against the TV-viewing public. Sometimes even using taxpayer money in the process.

lol isgoodno, I ...
By: GSKonCrack. on 01 Sep 08, 20:41:54
lol isgoodno, I guess the camera crews and producers attack a fucking anaconda, release it in the water without no biggy and wait until the Jaguar comes and lets get the fight started? Stop spending your time watching fake wrestling or whatever else that makes your brain swollen.

almost all of these ...
By: isgoodno. on 31 Aug 08, 15:49:21
almost all of these stupid animal documentaries are fake or staged in some way. The camera crews and producers have a budget and limited time, so if they can't find anything interesting to film, they can't go home empty-handed. They will throw a snake that's half dead to a cat, or cripple a rabbit and give it to an eagle or a fox. It's the same old shit. Modern documentaries are even worse. THey use computer animation and paintshop software and pass it off as real. Fuck them all.

lol
By: PigsRphat. on 30 Aug 08, 22:13:38
lol

i agree
By: unavailblename. on 30 Aug 08, 17:19:49
i agree

Naaaa... I love ...
By: az09vasmr. on 23 Aug 08, 23:02:15
Naaaa... I love cats... but probably the snake was sick or drugged on purpose by the documentalists. You all saw the little effort the snake did.

The woman jaguar ...
By: wassworth. on 23 Aug 08, 21:59:41
The woman jaguar was a bitch. Just watching and hanging out..

Lets see how well ...
By: Jrv2005. on 17 Aug 08, 19:20:59
Lets see how well it strangles me when it's stomach is cut open. Knifes are your friend.

CATS ARE THE BEST ...
By: riostyles. on 17 Aug 08, 14:46:40
CATS ARE THE BEST BITCHES!

anacondas are 20ft ...
By: gutendag. on 16 Aug 08, 19:46:44
anacondas are 20ft long (6.1 m)... is that little??? That's a snake as long as your car. It drowns you in the water and it stretches over you until you're out of air. sometimes you're alive when it eats you...

Wtf That Anaconda ...
By: Christian0zz. on 16 Aug 08, 18:41:31
Wtf That Anaconda is Too Little

omg this jaguar is ...
By: wingedprinceofrose. on 15 Aug 08, 23:09:16
omg this jaguar is very brave :D

theres a tiger vs 1 ...
By: derekroberts123. on 13 Aug 08, 14:19:04
theres a tiger vs 1 too!

how do u know a ...
By: meowmix0901. on 12 Aug 08, 18:03:34
how do u know a tiger can't?

that cat had some ...
By: yummydraincleaner. on 10 Aug 08, 12:40:29
that cat had some balls

how can a jaguar ...
By: derekroberts123. on 05 Aug 08, 16:22:24
how can a jaguar kill that but a tiger cant?

no way that jaguar ...
By: CallHimDiddy. on 05 Aug 08, 09:36:26
no way that jaguar was 200 pounds

I remember watching ...
By: MisterX. on 31 Jul 08, 04:11:15
I remember watching this on TV about 20 years ago (maybe 25 or even 30?) I sure liked that programme whatever it was. I think it was National Geographic? then there was the other one with a old dood and a younger dood they did shit like getting chased by bears and wrestling anacondas in water, was an orsum programme.

cool
By: RevolvingShotgun. on 26 Jul 08, 18:23:34
cool

THAT WAS AWESOME!.. ...
By: BuuBosa. on 26 Jul 08, 15:24:27
THAT WAS AWESOME!.......I love cats and the bigger they are the better........snakes are cool too, but not as cool. The way the guy says it in the end it almost seems that the snake did the jags wrong.......guess it got what it deserves.-Buu

Anaconda ataca repórter
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Anaconda morde o braço do repórter Toninho Negreiro

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